Match Report

	(6) 11	-	(0) 0
Parkers Plonkers				Le Poep Duivel
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Bjorn Free 3, 11, 19, 27, 35, 50 (pen), 68, 75 Lance Lyde 43 Dan Geruss 59, 83

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	4 3 3 Attacking
69	Possession	31
20	Shots	8
7	Fouls	3
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	X.Money	(1)	45
2	B.Dover		88
3	B.Tagg		88
4	D.Pipes		87
5	N.Ovtime		87
6	S.Night	(44)	87
7	M.Labor	(1)	45
8	H.Annsaw	(1)	45
9	L.Lyde		88
10	D.Geruss		90
11	B.Free		93
12	B.Nessround	(1)	89
13	W.Maykit	(1)	80
14	H.First	(1)	80
15	L.Tarred		0
16	L.Sirr		0

1	X.Money		75
2	A.Nino		66
3	D.Tater	(90)	67
4	D.Geruss		74
5	S.Night		65
6	A.Luminum		71
7	A.Meway		63
8	H.Voor		42
9	E.Whatarmy		76
10	J.Atrics		69
11	A.Choke		48
12	H.Mungous		0
13	D.Lesgettham		0
14	H.Voor		0
15	U.Daway		0
16	D.Pipes		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Bjorn Free	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
11 mins	Bjorn Free	from a throw in
19 mins	Bjorn Free	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
27 mins	Bjorn Free	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
35 mins	Bjorn Free	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
43 mins	Lance Lyde	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
44 mins	Samson Night	Faking injury
50 mins	Bjorn Free	after ref awarded a penalty
59 mins	Dan Geruss	with a belter from his own half
68 mins	Bjorn Free	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
75 mins	Bjorn Free	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
83 mins	Dan Geruss	with a powerful header into the top corner
90 mins	Dick Tater	Two-footed tackle

Match Report

Table-topping form continues from Parkers Plonkers whose points tonight see them sat 1st in the division.
Le Poep Duivel show plenty of potential. But that's all it is. Potential. Effective use of training could see it become reality.
Possession? The ball stuck to the foot of every Parkers Plonkers player like glue.
Keeper Xavier Money should stop for some sleeping pills on his way home, there's no way he will sleep after his atrocious performance in the Le Poep Duivel goal.
Parkers Plonkers applauded their defenders off the pitch after a performance Moore, Butcher and Adams would have been proud of.
After being scythed down in the opposition box, Parkers Plonkers's Bjorn Free stepped up to put the resulting penalty in the back of the net with aplomb.
"It was a good win for us," offered Parkers Plonkers midfielder Huang Annsaw. "The gaffer told us to get out there and really put the cat amongst the bag."
The one upside to getting beaten so thoroughly is that Paxo will be knocking on Le Poep Duivel's door come Monday morning with an offer for sponsorship.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

Snowy

Frozen Pitch