Match Report

	(5) 10	-	(2) 5
Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs				Semarang United
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Ulee Daway 10 Winnie Bago 16 Hugo First 25 (og) Lou Briccant*** 34 Willy Woanty 43, 52, 76 (pen), 84 Telly Vision 60, 68		Brighton Early 9, 46 Midas Well 30 Al Kaseltzer 58 Ben Crobbery 70

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 1 4 1
60	Possession	40
14	Shots	10
4	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
7	Offsides	5
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Nutter	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	B.Cherry		48
2	W.Maykit	(90)	48
3	B.Ender		48
4	D.Sore		48
5	N.Ovtime		48
6	C.Mass	(15)	48
7	E.Whatarmy		48
8	H.Voor		0
9	B.Dwyer	(15)	48
10	U.Daway	(15)	45
11	W.Bago		48
12	T.Vision	(15)	48
13	L.Briccant***	(15)	47
14	W.Woanty	(15)	48
15	B.Frapples		0
16	L.Stooth		0

1	A.Kaseltzer		78
2	A.Meway		68
3	S.Pull	(90)	67
4	H.First		59
5	A.Hugnkiss		46
6	M.Well		81
7	B.Early		79
8	M.Skeeto		46
9	E.Jewcation		45
10	A.Kaseltzer		46
11	B.Crobbery		43
12	W.Maykit		0
13	B.Frapples		0
14	W.Maykit		0
15	S.Night		0
16	M.DeLawn		0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Brighton Early	from a goal kick
10 mins	Ulee Daway	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
15 mins	Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
16 mins	Winnie Bago	with a spectacular bicycle kick
25 mins	Hugo First	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
30 mins	Midas Well	with a thunderous shot from distance
34 mins	Lou Briccant***	with a great solo effort
43 mins	Willy Woanty	with a header from the penalty area
46 mins	Brighton Early	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
52 mins	Willy Woanty	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
58 mins	Al Kaseltzer	from the dressing room
60 mins	Telly Vision	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
68 mins	Telly Vision	with a great solo effort
70 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a lovely move from the right wing
76 mins	Willy Woanty	after ref awarded a penalty
83 mins	Ben Crobbery	blasted a penalty into row z
84 mins	Willy Woanty	with a brave flying header
90 mins	Willie Maykit	Repeated diving
90 mins	Sam Pull	Time wasting
90 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	A mild concussion

Match Report

Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs showed their class as well as 11 clean pairs of heels to take the points from this game with a deserved 10 - 5 win.
It looks like Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs have persuaded Sir Alex to visit them in training. All their work on their Jogging is bringing instant results.
There must be a reason why Semarang United manager Jamie Smith insists on continuing to play the woeful Al Kaseltzer in goal. His turn out today was truly shocking. Couldn't stop traffic.
Crop circle investigators don't get too excited, it's just Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs's forwards. They ran rings around Semarang United's defence.
Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs's Willy Woanty sent the keeper the wrong way with a deft spot kick.
"I strongly believe that the first 90 minutes are the most important," offered Jamie Smith following his team's defeat."We'd do well in future to remember that."
If you make one mistake it is perhaps understandable, two could be said to be careless, but how about 10? What's that? Hopeless?

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Windy

Soft Pitch