Match Report

	(6) 12	-	(2) 3
We Play Like Girls				Team Martin
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Tate Urchips 7, 14, 29, 44, 80 Robin Banks 21 Lou Sirr 37, 65 (pen) Kenny Dewitt 50, 88 Sam Manilla 58 Stan Dup 73 (og)		Lance Lyde 19 Huang Annsaw 36, 56

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
55	Possession	45
13	Shots	11
7	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	D.Tater		85
2	S.Manilla		89
3	V.Tire		83
4	M.Labor	(59)	71
5	E.Ible		65
6	R.Banks		48
7	H.Seek		66
8	L.Sirr		80
9	K.Dewitt		44
10	T.Urchips		92
11	L.Sirr		63
12	A.Gator		0
13	V.Tire		0
14	L.Briccant		0
15	B.Board		0
16	A.Rudder		0

1	E.Ible		63
2	S.Dup	(63)	46
3	W.Bago		70
4	E.Dover		44
5	A.Thetires		44
6	J.Case		42
7	P.Pantz		75
8	L.Lyde		79
9	S.Urai		73
10	E.Roids		71
11	H.Annsaw	(63)	77
12	H.Mungous		0
13	R.Sance		0
14	L.Tarred		0
15	O.Whackew		0
16	A.Nino		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Tate Urchips	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
14 mins	Tate Urchips	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
19 mins	Lance Lyde	with a great volley from 10 yards out
21 mins	Robin Banks	with a great chip from the left wing
29 mins	Tate Urchips	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
36 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
37 mins	Lou Sirr	with a lovely move from the right wing
44 mins	Tate Urchips	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
50 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a dink right on the goal line
56 mins	Huang Annsaw	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
58 mins	Sam Manilla	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
59 mins	Manuel Labor	Annoying the referee
63 mins	Stan Dup	Fighting with fans
63 mins	Huang Annsaw	Fighting with fans
65 mins	Lou Sirr	after ref awarded a penalty
73 mins	Stan Dup	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
80 mins	Tate Urchips	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
88 mins	Kenny Dewitt	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot

Match Report

There's wins, there's comfortable wins and then there's the sort of win We Play Like Girls pulled out of the bag. At 12 - 3 you can see why Team Martin were begging for mercy long before the final whistle put them out of their misery.
Whatever it is jim smith is putting in We Play Like Girls's water, we'd like some.
Leo Tarred was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
We Play Like Girls's Kenny Dewitt might find a few Premiership clubs sniffing around after his impressive 2-goal haul.
A disgraceful defensive performance from Team Martin. Their centre backs couldn't even challenge Anneka.
Stan Dup and Huang Annsaw picked a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd hoping Albert Boneshaker would end their embarrassment on the pitch. They both took a beating before Albert Boneshaker stepped in and, out of spite, only booked them.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Team Martin go out in 2 3 2 1 2 formation we're still looking for it.
One look at the standings, and a quick glance at the upcoming fixtures, will tell you why the smart money is going large for We Play Like Girls.
After a hammering like this Team Martin's manager Dave Unsworth must be feeling pretty stupid. If you told him Christmas was just around the corner, he'd go looking for it.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

Rainy

Muddy Pitch