Match Report

	(6) 12	-	(1) 5
Fc Barcelona				Team Martin
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Nick Ovtime 6, 27, 33, 48 (pen), 55 Jim Nasium 13, 62, 82 (pen) Alec Tricity 21, 41, 76 Winnie Dipoo 69		Peter Pantz 25 Emma Roids 49, 71, 84 Al Nino 60

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	4 4 2
56	Possession	44
14	Shots	13
11	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	T.Urchips		79
2	H.First		74
3	K.Opener		72
4	C.Needzit		65
5	W.Piece		45
6	A.Hugnkiss		56
7	C.Mass		63
8	W.Dipoo		76
9	N.Ovtime		83
10	J.Nasium		82
11	A.Tricity	(50)	72
12	M.Skeeto		0
13	J.Credible		0
14	S.Freak		0
15	A.Sapple		0
16	D.Sore		0

1	E.Ible		60
2	L.Tarred		63
3	W.Bago		61
4	E.Dover	(61)	44
5	A.Thetires		44
6	A.Nino		82
7	P.Pantz		81
8	L.Lyde		72
9	S.Urai		73
10	E.Roids		82
11	H.Annsaw		68
12	H.Mungous		0
13	J.Case		0
14	S.Dup		0
15	S.Pitt		0
16	R.Sance		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a header from the penalty area
13 mins	Jim Nasium	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
13 mins	Ed Ible	blasted a penalty into row z
21 mins	Alec Tricity	from a goal kick
25 mins	Peter Pantz	with a great solo effort
27 mins	Nick Ovtime	with the bumcheek of God
33 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
41 mins	Alec Tricity	with a brave flying header
48 mins	Nick Ovtime	after ref awarded a penalty
49 mins	Emma Roids	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
50 mins	Alec Tricity	High kicking
55 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
60 mins	Al Nino	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
61 mins	Eileen Dover	Obstruction
62 mins	Jim Nasium	with a brave flying header
69 mins	Winnie Dipoo	from a goal kick
71 mins	Emma Roids	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
76 mins	Alec Tricity	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
82 mins	Jim Nasium	after ref awarded a penalty
84 mins	Emma Roids	with the bumcheek of God

Match Report

Fc Barcelona turned on the magic for a thumping 12 - 5 rout of Team Martin.
Team Martin show plenty of potential. But that's all it is. Potential. Effective use of training could see it become reality.
Fc Barcelona's Adam Sapple missed the game because he was too hungover to play. In fact he was too hungover to stand up. His head was pounding so much he'd actually gone blind.
Hat trick hero Emma Roids got to keep the ball after the match which was a bit of a blow for Fc Barcelona because it was the only decent ball they had.
Like a cobra, Fc Barcelona recoiled at Team Martin's attacks and then struck, catching them visciously and fatally.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Fc Barcelona manager Henry Rogers does. But 5 2 3 is not the best shape for them.
"It was a great win for us," Alec Tricity told the local press. "The gaffer is delighted how we've taken to winning like a duck out of water."
So near yet so far. All Team Martin had to do to secure a draw was score a mere 12 times. Not too much to ask.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

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