Match Report

	(10) 19	-	(0) 0
Parkers Plonkers				Fc Barcelona
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Bjorn Free 4, 13, 22, 26, 30, 35 (pen), 39 (pen), 47, 56 (pen), 74, 87 (pen) Dan Geruss 8, 44, 65 Samson Night 17 Lance Lyde 52, 69, 78 Leo Tarred 61

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	4 5 1 Attacking
70	Possession	30
21	Shots	8
11	Fouls	9
4	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	B.Nessround		89
2	B.Dover	(45)	45
3	N.Ovtime	(29)	88
4	B.Tagg	(61)	87
5	D.Pipes		87
6	S.Night	(45)	79
7	L.Stooth		79
8	H.First	(45)	45
9	L.Lyde		91
10	D.Geruss	(57)	91
11	B.Free	(86)	93
12	L.Tarred	(45)	90
13	L.Briccant	(45)	88
14	W.Maykit	(45)	81
15	R.Ingleaves		0
16	X.Money		0

1	T.Urchips		71
2	K.Opener		71
3	H.First		72
4	C.Needzit	(61)	64
5	E.Ible		63
6	A.Sapple		57
7	C.Mass		68
8	E.Jewcation		62
9	W.Dipoo		74
10	D.Sore		46
11	N.Ovtime		74
12	A.Choke		0
13	A.Hugnkiss		0
14	J.Credible		0
15	J.Nasium		0
16	W.Bago		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Bjorn Free	with a brave flying header
8 mins	Dan Geruss	with a spectacular bicycle kick
13 mins	Bjorn Free	with a great chip from the left wing
17 mins	Samson Night	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
22 mins	Bjorn Free	from a goal kick
26 mins	Bjorn Free	with a powerful header into the top corner
29 mins	Nick Ovtime	Repeated fouling
30 mins	Bjorn Free	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
35 mins	Bjorn Free	after ref awarded a penalty
39 mins	Bjorn Free	after ref awarded a penalty
44 mins	Dan Geruss	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
47 mins	Bjorn Free	from a throw in
52 mins	Lance Lyde	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
56 mins	Bjorn Free	after ref awarded a penalty
57 mins	Dan Geruss	Interfering with an opponent
61 mins	Casey Needzit	Foul and abusive language
61 mins	Brice Tagg	Foul and abusive language
61 mins	Leo Tarred	with the hand of God
65 mins	Dan Geruss	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
69 mins	Lance Lyde	with a dink right on the goal line
74 mins	Bjorn Free	with a dink right on the goal line
78 mins	Lance Lyde	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
86 mins	Bjorn Free	Unsporting behaviour
87 mins	Bjorn Free	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

Once again finding themselves on the wrong end of a result, Henry Rogers's team are looking like favourites for the drop this season. Can they survive? Not on this sort of showing.
After a good session at the Nice rest the Parkers Plonkers performance was credit to manager Tom Parker's commitment.
Some you win, some you lose. When you can't even win possession, where's the hope?
There must be a reason why Fc Barcelona manager Henry Rogers insists on continuing to play the woeful Tate Urchips in goal. His turn out today was truly shocking. Couldn't stop traffic.
Parkers Plonkers applauded their defenders off the pitch after a performance Moore, Butcher and Adams would have been proud of.
Casey Needzit and Brice Tagg had an Anglo-Saxon exchange which saw them both shown the yellow card.
Most of Fc Barcelona clearly thought 4 5 1 Attacking was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"It goes to show there's no alternative to quality," bragged Parkers Plonkers manager Tom Parker after the game. "Well, Henry Rogers's team found an alternative didn't they? But being dreadfully poor is no answer."
Parkers Plonkers played like Greek gods during this magnificent 19 - 0 win. Their manager claimed afterwards that their centaur forward was the key to their victory.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Snowy

Frozen Pitch