Match Report

	(7) 15	-	(1) 2
Parkers Plonkers				Team Martin
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Lance Lyde 4, 32, 37 Bjorn Free 10, 21 (pen), 59, 65 Russell Ingleaves 16, 82 Lou Briccant 27 Dan Geruss 46, 70, 88 Willie Maykit 53, 76		Huang Annsaw 43 Al Nino 89

Match Statistics

3 5 2	Formation	1 8 1
69	Possession	31
19	Shots	7
11	Fouls	12
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	B.Nessround		87
2	B.Dover		85
3	N.Ovtime	(45) (33)	53
4	L.Briccant		88
5	R.Ingleaves	(63)	88
6	H.First		88
7	W.Maykit		87
8	L.Stooth		89
9	M.Labor	(45)	45
10	L.Lyde	(45)	45
11	B.Free		92
12	B.Tagg	(45)	81
13	H.Annsaw	(45)	87
14	D.Geruss	(45)	82
15	D.Pipes		0
16	X.Money		0

1	E.Ible		63
2	L.Tarred	(47)	63
3	P.Pantz		67
4	H.Mungous		72
5	A.Nino		81
6	S.Urai		71
7	L.Lyde		71
8	S.Pitt		46
9	H.Annsaw		67
10	E.Roids		56
11	O.Whackew		42
12	M.Skeeto		0
13	W.Bago		0
14	A.Thetires		0
15	C.Terbocks		0
16	L.Nover		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Lance Lyde	with a belter from the halfway line
10 mins	Bjorn Free	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
16 mins	Russell Ingleaves	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
21 mins	Bjorn Free	after ref awarded a penalty
27 mins	Lou Briccant	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
32 mins	Lance Lyde	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
33 mins	Nick Ovtime	Squabbling
37 mins	Lance Lyde	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
43 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a great solo effort
46 mins	Dan Geruss	with the hand of God
47 mins	Leo Tarred	Scrapping
53 mins	Willie Maykit	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
59 mins	Bjorn Free	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
63 mins	Russell Ingleaves	Spitting
65 mins	Bjorn Free	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
70 mins	Dan Geruss	from a throw in
76 mins	Willie Maykit	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
82 mins	Russell Ingleaves	with the hand of God
88 mins	Dan Geruss	with a flick on
89 mins	Al Nino	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs

Match Report

Having failed to take points from this game, the chances of avoiding what is beginning to look inevitable this season are fast fading. Can anything save them now?
It looks like Parkers Plonkers have been bringing Arsene Wenger in for Tuesday night coaching this season. Working on their Defence paid off in spades today.
Was it Christmas out there? Must have seemed like it to Parkers Plonkers who were gifted possession every time Team Martin touched the ball.
Team Martin's goalie Ed Ible couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious.
They say you can't pass a camel through the eye of a needle, but after Parkers Plonkers's midfield stunning performance today you'd back them to have a good go.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Parkers Plonkers go out in 3 5 2 formation we're still looking for it.
In a posting on the Parkers Plonkers messageboard, fans were extolling the virtues of Parkers Plonkers boss Tom Parker - one fan's message headed "Tom Parker is a Sunday League Arsene Wenger!"
Even if this was a game of rugby, Team Martin wouldn't have been able to compete due to their lack of trying.

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Simon Pieman

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