Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(8) 15
Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs				Parkers Plonkers
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
		Willie Maykit 4, 35, 40 Manuel Labor 10 Bjorn Free 15, 26, 54 (pen), 81 Dan Geruss 21, 45, 49, 60, 70, 86 Ewan Whatarmy 65 (og)

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	3 5 2
30	Possession	70
7	Shots	18
7	Fouls	3
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	8
Passing	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Nutter	Aggression	Nutter
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	B.Cherry		48
2	W.Maykit		48
3	B.Ender		0
4	D.Sore		48
5	N.Ovtime		48
6	C.Mass		48
7	E.Whatarmy		48
8	H.Voor		0
9	B.Dwyer	(15)	48
10	U.Daway	(15)	45
11	W.Bago		48
12	T.Vision	(15)	48
13	L.Briccant***		0
14	W.Woanty	(15)	48
15	B.Frapples		0
16	L.Stooth		0

1	B.Nessround		89
2	L.Tarred		86
3	N.Ovtime	(45)	54
4	L.Briccant		87
5	N.Ovtime	(45)	45
6	H.First		89
7	W.Maykit		90
8	L.Stooth		88
9	M.Labor	(45)	45
10	D.Geruss		80
11	B.Free		92
12	B.Tagg	(45) (90)	87
13	R.Ingleaves	(45)	89
14	H.Annsaw	(45)	88
15	D.Pipes		0
16	X.Money		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Willie Maykit	with a great volley from 10 yards out
10 mins	Manuel Labor	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
15 mins	Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
15 mins	Bjorn Free	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
21 mins	Dan Geruss	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
26 mins	Bjorn Free	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
30 mins	Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs	changed from Passing to Longball
30 mins	Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
35 mins	Willie Maykit	with a flick on
40 mins	Willie Maykit	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
45 mins	Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs	changed from Longball to Passing
45 mins	Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs	changed from Defensive to Attacking
45 mins	Dan Geruss	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
49 mins	Dan Geruss	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
54 mins	Bjorn Free	after ref awarded a penalty
60 mins	Dan Geruss	from a free kick
65 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
70 mins	Dan Geruss	with a belter from his own half
75 mins	Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs	changed from Attacking to Defensive
81 mins	Bjorn Free	from a free kick
86 mins	Dan Geruss	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
90 mins	Brice Tagg	Annoying the referee

Match Report

Not even Michael Owen would bet against Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs getting relegated after this pitiful 15 - 0 defeat.
Does Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs manager Dave F know what the clubs training facilities even looks like? Judging by Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs's clueless display we'd guess not.
Some you win, some you lose. When you can't even win possession, where's the hope?
Parkers Plonkers keeper Bo Nessround had the kind of day that would make David Seamen weep. Not even a few teasing high balls could spoil this man's day.
If attack is the best form of defence, then with Parkers Plonkers's attack playing so well Tom Parker should think about fielding eleven strikers next game.
Most of Parkers Plonkers clearly thought 3 5 2 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"We can beat anyone on our day so long as we score," Parkers Plonkers boss Tom Parker claimed following the win.
On this evidence, We'd hazard that the Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs players probably make really horrible scrambled eggs. The problem? They were badly beaten.

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Buster Jones Junior

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