Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(2) 6
We Play Like Girls				Half Moon
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Tate Urchips 22, 44, 62 Ewan Whatarmy 81		Joe King 25, 40, 61, 70, 81 Bowen Arrow 52

Match Statistics

Sweeper	Formation	4 5 1 Attacking
34	Possession	66
10	Shots	15
9	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	L.Briccant		75
2	M.Labor		65
3	S.Manilla		68
4	V.Tire		46
5	V.Tire		67
6	E.Ible	(62)	61
7	E.Whatarmy		75
8	K.Dewitt		44
9	A.Bomb		81
10	O.Whackew		48
11	T.Urchips		91
12	H.Seek		0
13	R.Banks		0
14	D.Tater		0
15	B.Board		0
16	J.King		0

1	A.Sapple		69
2	O.Whackew		81
3	J.Atrics		79
4	W.Deer		57
5	B.Nessround	(66)	72
6	J.Frayed		80
7	B.Arrow		80
8	A.Gator		70
9	W.Leggrowbach		74
10	A.Bomb		56
11	J.King		93
12	B.Nessround		0
13	J.Credible		0
14	V.Lay		0
15	W.Maykit		0
16	C.Lear		0


Time	Person	Description
11 mins	Adam Sapple	scuffed a penalty
22 mins	Tate Urchips	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
25 mins	Joe King	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
40 mins	Joe King	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
44 mins	Tate Urchips	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
52 mins	Bowen Arrow	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
61 mins	Joe King	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
62 mins	Ed Ible	Repeated diving
62 mins	Tate Urchips	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
66 mins	Bo Nessround	Head butting
70 mins	Joe King	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
81 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
81 mins	Joe King	with a little side heel inside the six yard box

Match Report

With this most economical of white-knuckle 6 - 4 victories over an unfortunate We Play Like Girls, Half Moon must be wondering what they've done for lady luck of late.
Half Moon manager BIDEMI NAIBI pulled off something magic this week. He could be looking at a job offer from Hogwarts.
Where ever Half Moon went so did the ball. It was like Mary and her little lamb out there.
Joe King made sure he was owed a few favours by this Half Moon team mates with his 5 goal haul.
It was a tale of two systems where Half Moon's passing game won through. Serves We Play Like Girls right for boasting about their long balls.
We Play Like Girls's jim smith is clearly deeply in love with Sweeper. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"Obviously, I'm disappointed with the result," admitted manager jim smith after the match. "But we're football people, not poets."
As Half Moon proved to We Play Like Girls's cost, holding out for a point can leave a nasty taste, especially when it's you that gets bitten.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Windy

Muddy Pitch