Match Report

	(3) 6	-	(1) 3
Fc Barcelona				The Untouchables
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Artie Choke 15, 43, 57 Nick Ovtime 29, 72 Chris Mass 86		Dan Geruss 17 Ariel Hassle 49, 66

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	Diamond
52	Possession	48
8	Shots	7
7	Fouls	11
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	3
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	J.Credible	83
2	H.First	77
3	K.Opener	74
4	A.Hugnkiss	65
5	C.Needzit	71
6	W.Piece	45
7	A.Sapple	70
8	C.Mass	87
9	N.Ovtime	81
10	A.Choke	48
11	M.Skeeto	70
12	E.Jewcation	0
13	E.Ible	0
14	T.Urchips	0
15	W.Dipoo	0
16	S.Freak	0

1	M.Rohsopht		59
2	L.Nover		67
3	S.Manilla		72
4	K.Opener		76
5	J.Atrics		68
6	D.Geruss		44
7	E.Dover		66
8	S.Pull		72
9	B.Crobbery	(90)	55
10	A.Hassle		64
11	S.Urai		47
12	D.Tater		0
13	C.Mass		0
14	T.Urchips		0
15	R.Banks		0
16	A.Abet		0


Time	Person	Description
15 mins	Artie Choke	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
17 mins	Dan Geruss	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
29 mins	Nick Ovtime	with the hand of God
33 mins	Mike Rohsopht	scuffed a penalty
43 mins	Artie Choke	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
49 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a dink right on the goal line
57 mins	Artie Choke	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
66 mins	Ariel Hassle	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
72 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
84 mins	Mike Rohsopht	scuffed a penalty
86 mins	Chris Mass	from a corner
90 mins	Ben Crobbery	Shirt pulling

Match Report

Fc Barcelona put 6 goals into the The Untouchables net to ensure a 6 - 3 win.
If Mucahit Bahar is going to improve results on Sunday, he's going to have to get his team off their asses between games. Time to get training.
Not even leaving blanks on the team sheet could scupper Fc Barcelona's chances. They still recorded a victory with 1 players absent without leave.
With both teams on top of their Defensive game, Fc Barcelona were lucky to see the result go their way.
The Untouchables's Mucahit Bahar experiment with the Diamond formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"A lot of hard work went into this defeat," sobbed manager Mucahit Bahar "That said, this was a smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there was one."
Fc Barcelona should be raising eyebrows after this impressive result over The Untouchables, one thing they certainly won't be doing is moping brows. They hardly broke sweat to take the points here.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Windy

Soft Pitch