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MATCH REPORT
Fri, 22 Nov 2024 (Day: 43/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Thu, 21 Nov 2024
 
(1) 2 - (3) 6
Le Poep Duivel   Half Moon
Division Pos:9
  Division Pos:8
 
Goal Scorers
Ewan Whatarmy 42
Jerry Atrics 89  
Ben Crobbery 5, 44, 84
Willie Maykit 14
Ali Gator 63
Joe King 73  
 
Match Statistics
4 4 2 AttackingFormation3 4 3
40Possession60
11Shots15
7Fouls6
0Yellow Cards0
0Red Cards0
1Offsides1
Use WingsStyleUse Wings
AttackingInstructionCounter Attack
PansyAggressionPansy
StuddedBootsStudded
 
Player Ratings
1X.Money74
2A.Nino63
3S.Urai75
4D.Geruss72
5S.Night64
6A.Luminum71
7A.Meway71
8H.Mungous62
9H.Voor42
10E.Whatarmy84
11J.Atrics70
12S.Dup0
13D.Lesgettham0
14H.Voor0
15A.Choke0
16D.Pipes0
1A.Sapple71
2J.Atrics (90)64
3W.Deer57
4J.Credible47
5J.Frayed88
6B.Arrow80
7A.Gator70
8W.Leggrowbach74
9B.Crobbery70
10J.King89
11W.Maykit66
12B.Nessround0
13O.Whackew (90)76
14S.Pitt0
15J.Strap0
16C.Lear0
 
Time   Person Description
 5 minsBen Crobberywith a thunderous shot from distance
 14 minsWillie Maykitwith a powerful header into the top corner
 24 minsAdam Sappleblasted a penalty into row z
 34 minsAdam Sapplescuffed a penalty
 42 minsEwan Whatarmyafter a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
 44 minsBen Crobberyafter a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
 54 minsAdam Sapplescuffed a penalty
 63 minsAli Gatorwith a dink right on the goal line
 73 minsJoe Kingwith a header from the penalty area
 84 minsBen Crobberywith a spectacular bicycle kick
 89 minsJerry Atricswith a flick on
 90 minsJerry AtricsA broken arm
 
 
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Match Report
What was all the talk about in the Half Moon dressing room before kick-off? Fancy a walk in the park chaps?' They did apparently. 6 - 2 was the margin of victory over Le Poep Duivel.
Greg Rowley must be the organ grinder, Le Poep Duivel are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder.
A battle of the Use Wings teams - meant it was quality out on the pitch that counted.
Both teams were so frightened of each other that they spent the match running away. The ref didn't know what to do, so he went home at half time which might explain why the game ended with no bookings.
There are less suitable formations for Le Poep Duivel's squad than 4 4 2 Attacking, but Greg Rowley would be advised to ignore those too.
Much criticised Le Poep Duivel manager Greg Rowley looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that Half Moon scored."
Being such good value for their win, Half Moon should be on supermarket shelves everywhere. If only it was win three points, get three points free.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Wilmot Piddlethwaite
 
Rainy
 
Soft Pitch
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