Match Report

	(1) 3	-	(3) 8
Semarang United				FC Benteke
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Willie Maykit 17 Al Kaseltzer 48 (pen) Hugo First 81		Willie Maykit 18, 60, 82, 90 Russell Ingleaves 35 Dick Tater 43 Lance Lyde 68, 76

Match Statistics

3 4 3	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
36	Possession	64
10	Shots	15
8	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Kaseltzer		73
2	S.Pull		64
3	M.DeLawn		48
4	H.First		67
5	M.Well		70
6	J.Nasium		66
7	M.Skeeto		46
8	A.Kaseltzer	(65)	46
9	W.Maykit		42
10	B.Crobbery		43
11	H.Voor		42
12	A.Meway		0
13	A.Hugnkiss		0
14	W.Maykit		0
15	S.Night		0
16	F.Furter		0

1	K.Cook		71
2	D.Tater		45
3	E.Jewcation		77
4	A.Luminum		46
5	K.Opener	(59)	74
6	D.Lect		47
7	H.Mungous		81
8	R.Ingleaves		76
9	A.Kaseltzer		81
10	W.Maykit		61
11	L.Lyde		42
12	J.Case		0
13	R.Cranium		0
14	A.Gator		0
15	M.DeLawn		0
16	R.Meeblind		0


Time	Person	Description
17 mins	Willie Maykit	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
18 mins	Willie Maykit	with a thunderous shot from distance
27 mins	Kent Cook	blasted a penalty into row z
35 mins	Russell Ingleaves	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
43 mins	Dick Tater	with a header from the penalty area
48 mins	Al Kaseltzer	after ref awarded a penalty
50 mins	Kent Cook	blasted a penalty into row z
59 mins	Ken Opener	Dangerous tackling
60 mins	Willie Maykit	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
65 mins	Al Kaseltzer	Dangerous tackling
65 mins	Al Kaseltzer	scuffed a penalty
68 mins	Lance Lyde	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
76 mins	Lance Lyde	with the hand of God
81 mins	Hugo First	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
82 mins	Willie Maykit	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
90 mins	Willie Maykit	from a corner

Match Report

There's hopeless situations and there's the situation Semarang United find themselves in after losing 8 - 3 to FC Benteke. Relegation surely beckons this season.
At least Jamie Smith is saving the fans some money - he's been crossed off all their Christmas card lists after his recent coaching performances.
FC Benteke's Robin Meeblind missed the game after the vicar at his local church insisted he stop for a chat and a cup of tea after the service.
The goalkeeper's trade is a lonely one. Semarang United's Al Kaseltzer is going to be shunned by his team mates, making him feel especially lonely, after this shocking performance.
Jamie Smith needs to start getting more defensive. Both about this awful result, and tactically.
There are less suitable formations for FC Benteke's squad than 2 3 2 1 2, but Liam Oldham would be advised to ignore those too.
"He's one of those managers you'd give your left leg to play for," enthused Lance Lyde of his boss Liam Oldham.
There's nothing like a nice walk in the park on a Sunday. Just ask FC Benteke.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Windy

Hard Pitch