Match Report

	(11) 21	-	(0) 0
Fallen Empires				New Energy
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
The Akkadians 3, 11, 18, 40, 80 The Vikings 7, 53 (pen), 57, 64, 68, 90 The Spartans 14, 37, 71, 84 The Samurai 22, 87 Xxx Ze Roberto II 26 (og) The Greeks D19 30 The Athenians 33 The Gauls 76

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	2 5 3
64	Possession	36
21	Shots	9
8	Fouls	11
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	1
3	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	T.Mongols		87
2	T.Celts	(1)	45
3	T.Athenians		88
4	T.Greeks		88
5	T.Gauls		90
6	T.Samurai		89
7	T.Saracens		87
8	T.Ottomans		88
9	T.Sarmantians		89
10	T.Persians	(1)	45
11	T.Zhou Dynasty	(1)	54
12	T.Akkadians	(1)	92
13	T.Spartans	(1)	92
14	T.Romans		0
15	T.French	(1)	90
16	T.Parthians		0

1	B.Alisson III		0
2	T.Silva III		77
3	X.Lucio III		73
4	D.Alves III		79
5	X.Ze Roberto II		72
6	X.Dinho III		82
7	X.Zico I	(40,83)	68
8	X.Rivaldo II		82
9	X.Neymar III	(52)	45
10	X.Ronaldo III		82
11	X.Romario III		0
12	G.Dida III		0
13	X.Cafu II		0
14	X.Marquinhos * I		0
15	X.Kaka * I		0
16	X.Robinho * I	(52)	76


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	New Energy	changed from Attacking to Defensive
1 mins	Fallen Empires	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
3 mins	The Akkadians	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
7 mins	The Vikings	with a spectacular bicycle kick
11 mins	The Akkadians	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
14 mins	The Spartans	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
18 mins	The Akkadians	with a flick on
22 mins	The Samurai	with a spectacular bicycle kick
26 mins	Xxx Ze Roberto II	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
30 mins	New Energy	changed from Defensive to Attacking
30 mins	Fallen Empires	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
30 mins	The Greeks D19	with the hand of God
33 mins	The Athenians	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
37 mins	The Spartans	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
40 mins	Xxx Zico I	Spitting
40 mins	The Akkadians	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
45 mins	Fallen Empires	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
52 mins	XXX Neymar III	A broken leg
53 mins	The Vikings	after ref awarded a penalty
57 mins	The Vikings	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
60 mins	New Energy	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
60 mins	Fallen Empires	changed from Defensive to Attacking
64 mins	The Vikings	with the bumcheek of God
68 mins	The Vikings	with a dink right on the goal line
71 mins	The Spartans	with the hand of God
76 mins	The Gauls	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
80 mins	The Akkadians	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
83 mins	Xxx Zico I	Obstruction
84 mins	The Spartans	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
87 mins	The Samurai	with a dink right on the goal line
90 mins	The Vikings	with a rocket from outside the penalty area

Match Report

Fallen Empires taught New Energy a lesson they won't forget. By the end they were having trouble keeping track of the 21 goals scored against them. Maybe the lesson should have been maths.
The New Energy fans were calling for the head of manager Brendan Rodgers after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
XXX Romario III was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
New Energy's keeper Becker Alisson III is one of those goalies whose mere presence strikes fear into teams. Unfortunately, it's his own team who are trembling.
Fallen Empires's midfield marvels deserved the credit after putting in more crosses than a year's worth of Pools Coupons.
After an agricultural tackle from Thiago Silva III, the ref had no hesitation in pointing to the spot. Fallen Empires's The Sarmantians didn't hesitate to convert it either.
"We really gambled all our eggs out there today," a relieved The Enigma told reporters after the match. "I knew though that I had a fresh pair of legs up my sleeve should I need them."
Carry on in this vein and New Energy will soon be the strongest side in the league. When you're bottom you'll be propping up the entire division.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Lewis Lummox

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