Match Report

	(8) 17	-	(0) 0
Hertha Legends				Dangerous Dave
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Marcelo al. Marcelinho V. 9 Lorenz Horr V. 14, 51 (pen), 71 Marko Pantelic IV. 17, 37, 42, 66, 81 Salomon Kalou V.* 23, 27, 32, 75 Erich al. Ete Beer IV.* 47 Wolfgang Sidka V. 56, 61 (pen), 85

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	1 8 1
69	Possession	31
20	Shots	8
3	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
8	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Nutter	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	G.Kiraly IV.		87
2	M.Sziedat III.		89
3	H.Weiner V.	(15)	80
4	N.Kovac V.*	(15)	45
5	W.Sidka IV.		90
6	M.Marcelinho V.		89
7	P.Dardai III.	(90)	87
8	Z.Neuendorf V.*		90
9	H.Agerbeck V.	(15)	45
10	M.Pantelic IV.		92
11	L.Horr V.		90
12	R.Jarstein		0
13	D.van Burik V.*	(15)	90
14	E.Beer IV.*	(15)	88
15	H.Sobek V.*		0
16	S.Kalou V.*	(15)	92

1	S.Urai		72
2	R.Meeblind		76
3	L.Stooth		75
4	A.Nino		75
5	M.DeLawn		81
6	W.Maykit		61
7	W.Dipoo		67
8	B.Crobbery		66
9	S.Cola		66
10	J.Case	(90)	42
11	M.Absent		0
12	S.Pitt		0
13	S.Pull		0
14	K.Dewitt		0
15	B.Early		0
16	A.Tricity		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Henrik Agerbeck V.	scuffed a penalty
9 mins	Marcelo al. Marcelinho V.	with a flick on
14 mins	Lorenz Horr V.	with a great solo effort
17 mins	Marko Pantelic IV.	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
23 mins	Salomon Kalou V.*	with a belter from the halfway line
27 mins	Salomon Kalou V.*	with a great volley from 10 yards out
32 mins	Salomon Kalou V.*	from the dressing room
37 mins	Marko Pantelic IV.	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
42 mins	Marko Pantelic IV.	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
47 mins	Erich al. Ete Beer IV.*	with the hand of God
51 mins	Lorenz Horr V.	after ref awarded a penalty
56 mins	Wolfgang Sidka V.	with a flick on
61 mins	Wolfgang Sidka V.	after ref awarded a penalty
66 mins	Marko Pantelic IV.	with a great volley from 10 yards out
71 mins	Lorenz Horr V.	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
75 mins	Salomon Kalou V.*	with a flick on
81 mins	Marko Pantelic IV.	with a spectacular bicycle kick
85 mins	Wolfgang Sidka V.	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
90 mins	Pal Dardai III.	Foul and abusive language
90 mins	Justin Case	Dangerous tackling

Match Report

Hertha Legends were on blazing form as they torched Dangerous Dave 17 - 0.
While the squad won't stop grumbling at having to practice their Jogging, the results are clear out on a Sunday.
Dangerous Dave's defeat might have been a win if Brighton Early hadn't missed the game as a result of a Sky TV installation.
Butterfingers? After watching Dangerous Dave's goalie Sam Urai you'd be forgiven for thinking he has butterarms, butterhands and butterlegs. Must do butter… sorry, better.
The Dangerous Dave have no midfield of note. No engine room out on the park, which means the only way they can go is downhill.
Dangerous Dave's dave harwood is clearly deeply in love with 1 8 1. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"If we don't get our ship back on the rails, we're going to find ourselves in deep water," admitted manager dave harwood following this defeat.
So what are Dangerous Dave made of? It's hard to tell. They kind of look like footballers, maybe the only thing that's missing is a spine.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Windy

Muddy Pitch