Match Report

	(3) 7	-	(0) 1
Screaming Vengeance				Cubana Villains
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Kent Cook 9, 68 Ben Crobbery 23, 39 Vlad Tire..689 50 (og) Bud Weiser 60 Willie Maykit 77		Dinah Sore..699 * 57

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	5 4 1
59	Possession	41
16	Shots	10
7	Fouls	15
2	Yellow Cards	5
0	Red Cards	1
4	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Nutter
Moulded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	A.Kaseltzer		90
2	H.Voor		85
3	C.Arm **	(13)	83
4	K.Cook **		90
5	T.Burr		90
6	L.DeHand		88
7	B.Weiser		90
8	S.Manilla		88
9	S.Urai **		88
10	C.Needzit		88
11	B.Crobbery **	(75)	89
12	A.Choke		0
13	W.Bago		0
14	M.Well		0
15	A.Nino **		0
16	S.Pitt		0

1	A.Hugnkiss....461		80
2	F.Furter...592		76
3	R.Kleiner...732	(13,79)	65
4	V.Tire..689		66
5	A.Kaholic..744 *		74
6	U.Daway..739		74
7	K.Opener *	(34) (26)	45
8	E.Ible	(65)	79
9	K.Dewitt..775		82
10	C.Lear....696 *		81
11	D.Sore..699 *	(50)	86
12	V.Tire..664		0
13	H.Fire...568 *		0
14	S.Down	(34) (40)	59
15	E.Roids		0
16	A.Meway		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Cubana Villains	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
9 mins	Kent Cook **	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
13 mins	Rick Kleiner...732	Foul and abusive language
13 mins	Carl Arm **	Foul and abusive language
15 mins	Cubana Villains	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
23 mins	Ben Crobbery **	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
26 mins	Ken Opener *	Shirt pulling
34 mins	Ken Opener *	A broken thumb
39 mins	Ben Crobbery **	from the dressing room
40 mins	Sid Down	Indecent exposure
45 mins	Cubana Villains	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
45 mins	Screaming Vengeance	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
50 mins	Dinah Sore..699 *	Indecent exposure
50 mins	Vlad Tire..689	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
57 mins	Dinah Sore..699 *	from the dressing room
60 mins	Cubana Villains	changed from Attacking to Defensive
60 mins	Bud Weiser	with a dink right on the goal line
65 mins	Ed Ible	Obstruction
68 mins	Kent Cook **	from a throw in
75 mins	Screaming Vengeance	changed from Attacking to Defensive
75 mins	Ben Crobbery **	No apparent reason
77 mins	Willie Maykit	with a dink right on the goal line
79 mins	Rick Kleiner...732	Fighting with fans

Match Report

Screaming Vengeance couldn't have looked any more comfortable as they went about dismantling a very nervous and rather inept Cubana Villains defence taking full marks with a 7 - 1 win.
Deca Brook must be the organ grinder, Cubana Villains are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder.
A goal is a goal. Even if like Cubana Villains 's Vlad Tire..689 you score it past your own keeper. It's often easier to get on the scoresheet that way.
Cubana Villains 's combination of midfielders have taken to playing across the centre like a duck out of water
Rick Kleiner...732 and Carl Arm ** had a name-calling session that earned them both a yellow card.
Cubana Villains look about as convinving playing in the 5 4 1 formation as they would if boss Deca Brook sent them out in dresses.
Screaming Vengeance's winning manager Gavin Stewart commented after the game: "It goes to show there's no alternative to quality. Well, Deca Brook's team found one. But being dreadfully poor is no answer."
the manner of the win here was so comfortable, you half expected to see Screaming Vengeance striker Ben Crobbery ** replaced by a sofa in the second half.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Rainy

Soft Pitch