Match Report

	(5) 10	-	(3) 5
Salford City Reds				biggirlsblouse
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Hayden Seek 7, 15, 40, 48 Sam Pull 23 Sam Pull 31 Dinah Sore 57 (pen) Adam Sapple 67 Barb Dwyer 76 Bart Ender 84		Dick Tater 14 Frank Furter 28, 55, 68 Darius Lesgettham 41

Match Statistics

3 2 2 3	Formation	Sweeper
47	Possession	53
10	Shots	14
7	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	6
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	D.Sore		86
2	J.Atrics		81
3	S.Pull	(63)	86
4	S.Pull		87
5	M.Skeeto		73
6	A.Structible		68
7	B.Dwyer		89
8	A.Sapple		79
9	B.Nessround		84
10	B.Ender		87
11	H.Seek		83
12	A.Kaholic		0
13	J.Frayed		0
14	L.DeHand		0
15	E.Dover		0
16	S.Pull		0

1	H.Fire		64
2	D.Lesgettham		68
3	D.Pipes		68
4	B.Dover		74
5	A.Thetires		56
6	B.Arrow		51
7	T.Burr	(86)	72
8	A.Kaholic	(45)	78
9	D.Tater		79
10	F.Furter		90
11	B.Tagg		82
12	T.Burr		0
13	S.Pitt		0
14	W.Maykit		0
15	X.Money		0
16	S.Night		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Hayden Seek	with a great solo effort
14 mins	Dick Tater	with a belter from his own half
15 mins	Hayden Seek	with a brave flying header
23 mins	Sam Pull	with a lovely move from the right wing
28 mins	Frank Furter	with a brave flying header
31 mins	Sam Pull	with a flick on
40 mins	Hayden Seek	from a throw in
41 mins	Darius Lesgettham	from a throw in
45 mins	Al Kaholic	Flying a kite
48 mins	Hayden Seek	with a spectacular bicycle kick
55 mins	Frank Furter	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
57 mins	Dinah Sore	after ref awarded a penalty
63 mins	Sam Pull	Unsporting behaviour
67 mins	Adam Sapple	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
68 mins	Frank Furter	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
76 mins	Barb Dwyer	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
81 mins	Harrison Fire	blasted a penalty into row z
84 mins	Bart Ender	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
86 mins	Tim Burr	Indecent exposure

Match Report

biggirlsblouse were clearly off colour during their 10 - 5 defeat by Salford City Reds.
This game was effectively won in Salford City Reds's training sessions, so polished is their Aerobics.
biggirlsblouse's keeper Harrison Fire is one of those goalies whose mere presence strikes fear into teams. Unfortunately, it's his own team who are trembling.
After today's performance biggirlsblouse's midfield were bright red in the face - not through exertion but through understandable embarrassment.
Most of biggirlsblouse clearly thought Sweeper was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"We should have won," bawled david smith after being outwitted by Salford City Reds's manager. "I didn't think it was possible to underestimate Georgi Valyukov but I managed it."
Convincing the win might have been, but you get the feeling it isn't always going to be this straightforward for Salford City Reds.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

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