Match Report

	(7) 14	-	(0) 0
Surreal Madrid				Salford City Reds
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Abbie Birthday 5 (pen), 12, 18 (pen), 24 (pen), 37, 43, 49, 82 (pen) Omar Gawd 30 Hugo Ngetstuft 55, 88 Percy Verance 62, 76 Ewan Oozami 68

Match Statistics

5 2 3 Attacking	Formation	3 6 1
61	Possession	39
14	Shots	10
5	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	R.O*Shea		87
2	O.Gawd		88
3	C.Act		90
4	C.Treedown	(57)	56
5	H.Uno		89
6	A.Yuwud		90
7	E.Oozami		88
8	D.Disorderly		89
9	H.Ngetstuft		90
10	C.Buttie		94
11	P.Verance		90
12	E.Zemova	(57) (75)	88
13	M.Oxmaul		0
14	R.Banks		0
15	D.Head		0
16	J.Case		0

1	S.Dup		76
2	J.Atrics		76
3	S.Pull		78
4	S.Pull		74
5	B.Dwyer		73
6	A.Sapple		67
7	B.Dwyer	(57)	78
8	A.Kaholic		78
9	B.Ender		68
10	H.Seek		64
11	B.Nessround		71
12	S.Pull		0
13	M.Skeeto		0
14	D.Sore		0
15	E.Dover		0
16	A.Structible		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Abbie Birthday	after ref awarded a penalty
12 mins	Abbie Birthday	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
18 mins	Abbie Birthday	after ref awarded a penalty
24 mins	Abbie Birthday	after ref awarded a penalty
30 mins	Omar Gawd	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
37 mins	Abbie Birthday	with a strike from the left wing
43 mins	Abbie Birthday	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
49 mins	Abbie Birthday	with the bumcheek of God
55 mins	Hugo Ngetstuft	with a flick on
57 mins	Barb Dwyer	Time wasting
57 mins	Chopper Treedown	A broken arm
62 mins	Percy Verance	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
68 mins	Ewan Oozami	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
75 mins	Enoch Zemova	Unsporting behaviour
76 mins	Percy Verance	with a brave flying header
82 mins	Abbie Birthday	after ref awarded a penalty
88 mins	Hugo Ngetstuft	with a little side heel inside the six yard box

Match Report

Salford City Reds made extremely hard work of this encounter with Surreal Madrid. In fact, that's the problem, if they had worked extremely hard they wouldn't be licking their wounds after suffering this wretched 14 - 0 beating.
Does Salford City Reds manager Georgi Valyukov know what the clubs training facilities even looks like? Judging by Salford City Reds's clueless display we'd guess not.
Some excellent defending from Surreal Madrid produced a clean sheet and a decent result against Salford City Reds.
An incredible display by Surreal Madrid's midfield. They were like a moron on Mastermind. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass…
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Salford City Reds's Georgi Valyukov is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 3 6 1 formation.
"I just felt for that the whole game, the conditions and taking everything into consideration and everything being equal, and everything is equal, we should have got something from the game," claimed under pressure Salford City Reds boss Georgi Valyukov. "But we didn't."
Apparently after this whitewash striker Bo Nessround told the boss he'd be a great idea for strengthening the side. 'When are you leaving?' asked the manager.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Snowy

Frozen Pitch