Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(1) 2
Sporting Caravan				Dangerous Dave
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Bin Dipper 58		Winnie Dipoo 30, 88

Match Statistics

5 4 1	Formation	2 5 3
51	Possession	49
11	Shots	14
13	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	D.Druff		78
2	D.Finnerty	(90)	51
3	D.Lect		76
4	D.Kelly *		55
5	B.Mcshight	(60)	47
6	G.ONeil	(60)	48
7	T.Doherty		55
8	P.Mcdaid		52
9	N.Boylan		54
10	B.Shinkwin *		46
11	B.Dipper	(60)	45
12	J.Czarfunee		0
13	J.Collins *	(60)	46
14	C.Brennan	(60)	48
15	M.Geary		0
16	J.Hoban	(60)	45

1	S.Urai		83
2	M.Absent		82
3	W.Maykit		78
4	L.Stooth		89
5	B.Early		87
6	M.DeLawn		89
7	S.Pitt		84
8	H.deMann	(90)	48
9	W.Dipoo		88
10	B.Crobbery		85
11	S.Cola		86
12	S.Pitt		0
13	R.Meeblind		0
14	K.Dewitt		0
15	J.Case		0
16	S.Pull		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Sporting Caravan	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
30 mins	Sporting Caravan	changed from Attacking to Defensive
30 mins	Winnie Dipoo	from a free kick
58 mins	Bin Dipper	with the hand of God
60 mins	Sporting Caravan	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
75 mins	Sporting Caravan	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
88 mins	Winnie Dipoo	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
90 mins	Danny Finnerty	Obstruction
90 mins	Hugh deMann	No apparent reason

Match Report

Dangerous Dave's Winnie Dipoo settled the game after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside.
Brian O_Brien needs his mind jogging. He needs to remember that's what his team should be doing. Jogging. He gives no attention to his increasingly chubby squad's training needs.
A goal after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside rounded off an impressive game for Dangerous Dave's new hero Winnie Dipoo, who scored 2 times.
dave harwood will pleased with himself that his tactics won the day.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 2 5 3 formation look impressive, Dangerous Dave however make it look very ordinary.
"I reckon Brian O_Brien must love bondage and S+M," a clearly drunk dave harwood was heard slurring in the boozer after today's win. "We had his team tied-up and beaten and he made them put up no resistance. He loves it up him."
Maybe this result will be a harsh lesson learnt for Sporting Caravan. Maybe next time they can try keeping their eye on the ball for a full 90 minutes. You never know.

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Billy Bludgeon

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