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MATCH REPORT
Fri, 22 Nov 2024 (Day: 43/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Fri, 1 Nov 2024
 
(0) 1 - (6) 11
Dangerous Dave   New Energy
Division Pos:13
  Division Pos:10
 
Goal Scorers
Brighton Early 60   XXX Neymar III 6
XXX Romario III 12, 53, 59
Xxx Ze Roberto II 20
XXX Ronaldo III 26, 68, 76, 83
Xxx Rivaldo II 33 (pen), 40  
 
Match Statistics
2 3 2 1 2Formation2 5 3
30Possession70
6Shots19
7Fouls8
2Yellow Cards2
0Red Cards0
1Offsides5
LongballStyleLongball
DefensiveInstructionAttacking
PansyAggressionNormal
BladesBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1S.Urai71
2M.Absent71
3W.Maykit69
4A.Gravity (41)63
5S.Pitt70
6R.Meeblind61
7B.Early88
8M.DeLawn (63)77
9L.Stooth68
10S.Cola79
11W.Dipoo82
12S.Pitt0
13S.Pull0
14K.Dewitt0
15B.Crobbery0
16J.Frayed0
1B.Alisson III85
2T.Silva III85
3X.Lucio III (77)78
4D.Alves III86
5X.Ze Roberto II (41)87
6X.Dinho III89
7X.Zico I89
8X.Rivaldo II75
9X.Neymar III76
10X.Ronaldo III93
11X.Romario III91
12G.Dida III0
13X.Cafu II0
14X.Marquinhos * I0
15X.Kaka * I0
16X.Robinho * I0
 
Time   Person Description
 1 minsNew Energychanged from Attacking to Defensive
 6 minsXXX Neymar IIIwith a scissor kick on the edge of the box
 12 minsXXX Romario IIIwith the bumcheek of God
 20 minsXxx Ze Roberto IIafter a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
 26 minsXXX Ronaldo IIIwith a stunning effort that went in off the post
 30 minsNew Energychanged from Defensive to Attacking
 33 minsXxx Rivaldo IIafter ref awarded a penalty
 40 minsXxx Rivaldo IIwith a dink right on the goal line
 41 minsXxx Ze Roberto IIFoul and abusive language
 41 minsAndy GravityFoul and abusive language
 53 minsXXX Romario IIIwith a rocket from outside the penalty area
 59 minsXXX Romario IIIfrom the dressing room
 60 minsNew Energychanged from Attacking to Counter Attack
 60 minsBrighton Earlyfrom a corner
 63 minsMoe DeLawnSquabbling
 68 minsXXX Ronaldo IIIwith a lucky rebound off the keeper
 76 minsXXX Ronaldo IIIafter a pigeon distracted the keeper
 77 minsXxx Lucio IIIFoul and abusive language
 83 minsXXX Ronaldo IIIwith a spectacular bicycle kick
 
 
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Match Report
When a team finds themselves taking a 11 - 1 hiding something has clearly gone very, very wrong. In the case of Dangerous Dave's humbling at the fast feet of New Energy it all went wrong.
It's not just weights Dangerous Dave needs to lift. Their manager needs to lift their spirits in training too. He could start by tinkering with the Ball skills practice.
Dangerous Dave were very impressed by the skills of the New Energy team. They spent the whole game marvelling at them.
The goalkeeper's trade is a lonely one. Dangerous Dave's Sam Urai is going to be shunned by his team mates, making him feel especially lonely, after this shocking performance.
A battle of the Longball teams - meant it was quality out on the pitch that counted.
Xxx Ze Roberto II and Andy Gravity clashed in a war of words which found them both end up in Simon Pieman's book.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Dangerous Dave manager dave harwood does. But 2 3 2 1 2 is not the best shape for them.
Underfire Dangerous Dave manager dave harwood explained: "Their keeper played very well and it was not the best pitch, but I am not making excuses."
Watching Dangerous Dave is a very educational experience for their boss, dave harwood. During games like this he reads a book.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Simon Pieman
 
Rainy
 
Soft Pitch
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