Match Report

	(3) 4	-	(5) 11
biggirlsblouse				Salford Tacodiles
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Bart Ender 15 Brice Tagg 31, 45 Tim Burr 60		Alf Abet 8 Russell Ingleaves 16, 33, 41, 65 Al Kaholic 24, 48, 72, 79 Lance Lyde 57 (pen) Chris Mass 86

Match Statistics

4 1 4 1	Formation	3 5 2 Attacking
43	Possession	57
12	Shots	17
6	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	7
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	H.Fire		63
2	B.Arrow		70
3	B.Dover		75
4	D.Lesgettham		76
5	D.Pipes		62
6	T.Burr	(90)	69
7	T.Burr		79
8	W.Maykit		73
9	B.Tagg		62
10	B.Ender		63
11	F.Furter		72
12	X.Money		0
13	A.Thetires		0
14	S.Pitt		0
15	K.Cook		0
16	E.Jewcation		0

1	L.Lyde		88
2	J.Case		82
3	P.Pantz	(90)	46
4	L.DeHand		77
5	C.Mass		81
6	B.Dover		88
7	A.Abet		88
8	H.Voor		82
9	F.Furter	(90)	45
10	R.Ingleaves		83
11	A.Kaholic		92
12	K.Cook		0
13	P.Zaria		0
14	A.Birthday		0
15	J.Credible	(90)	61
16	A.Bomb		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Alf Abet	with a belter from his own half
15 mins	Bart Ender	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
16 mins	Russell Ingleaves	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
24 mins	Al Kaholic	with a great chip from the left wing
31 mins	Brice Tagg	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
33 mins	Russell Ingleaves	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
41 mins	Russell Ingleaves	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
45 mins	Brice Tagg	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
48 mins	Al Kaholic	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
57 mins	Lance Lyde	after ref awarded a penalty
60 mins	Tim Burr	from the dressing room
65 mins	Russell Ingleaves	from a goal kick
72 mins	Al Kaholic	with a great solo effort
74 mins	Harrison Fire	blasted a penalty into row z
79 mins	Al Kaholic	with a dink right on the goal line
86 mins	Chris Mass	from a free kick
89 mins	Harrison Fire	scuffed a penalty
90 mins	Tim Burr	Obstruction
90 mins	Frank Furter	A broken collar bone
90 mins	Peter Pantz	Foul and abusive language

Match Report

If the Salford Tacodiles strikers had guns instead feet, biggirlsblouse's goalie would have been full of holes at the end of this 11 - 4 rout.
Some idiot seems to have decided that only Jogging will turn round the fortunes of biggirlsblouse. That idiot is david smith.
It was such a bad match for biggirlsblouse goalie Harrison Fire that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch.
What a performance by Salford Tacodiles's strikers! They struck more fear into the opposition than a pantomime baddy. They're in behind you!
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 3 5 2 Attacking was a good stab, unfortunately for Georgi Valyukov most of his squad are best on the bench.
"I would do anything Georgi Valyukov asked of us," gushed Frank Furter after today's win. "Tomorrow morning I'm washing his car."
A quick maths lesson is probably now in order for biggirlsblouse. How many points will they need to win to avoid facing the drop?

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Rainy

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