Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(10) 19
Salford Tacodiles				Ban-air Bandits
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
		Wayne Deer 2, 12, 21, 34, 38, 43, 57, 71 Herbie Voor 7, 17 Andy Structible 26 Hugo First 30, 48, 77 Nick Ovtime 52, 89 Pete Zaria 61 Winnie Dipoo 66, 83

Match Statistics

1 4 5	Formation	4 5 1
31	Possession	69
6	Shots	19
8	Fouls	6
2	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Birthday		78
2	P.Pantz		46
3	C.Mass	(45)	72
4	B.Dover		80
5	H.Voor		74
6	A.Abet		67
7	K.Cook		46
8	R.Ingleaves		73
9	A.Kaholic		77
10	J.Credible		58
11	P.Zaria	(60)	63
12	L.Lyde		0
13	J.Case		0
14	L.DeHand		0
15	B.Tagg		0
16	F.Furter		0

1	B.Crobbery		90
2	W.Dipoo		90
3	W.Maykit	(1)	51
4	L.Sirr		89
5	P.Zaria		89
6	F.Furter		91
7	K.Cook	(1)	54
8	A.Structible	(60)	88
9	L.Tarred		89
10	N.Ovtime		89
11	J.Frayed	(1)	45
12	C.Arm	(1)	88
13	H.Voor	(1)	90
14	W.Deer	(1) (45)	94
15	W.Bago		0
16	U.Daway		0


Time	Person	Description
2 mins	Wayne Deer	with a dink right on the goal line
7 mins	Herbie Voor	with a strike from the left wing
12 mins	Wayne Deer	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
17 mins	Herbie Voor	from a throw in
21 mins	Wayne Deer	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
26 mins	Andy Structible	with a great chip from the left wing
30 mins	Hugo First	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
34 mins	Wayne Deer	from a throw in
38 mins	Wayne Deer	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
43 mins	Wayne Deer	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
45 mins	Wayne Deer	Head butting
45 mins	Chris Mass	Head butting
48 mins	Hugo First	with the bumcheek of God
52 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
57 mins	Wayne Deer	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
60 mins	Pete Zaria	Head butting
60 mins	Andy Structible	Head butting
61 mins	Pete Zaria	with a belter from the halfway line
66 mins	Winnie Dipoo	from a free kick
71 mins	Wayne Deer	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
77 mins	Hugo First	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
83 mins	Winnie Dipoo	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
89 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar

Match Report

Ban-air Bandits were so good for their 19 - 0 win it looked like they were playing on their own. Unlike Salford Tacodiles who were just playing with themselves.
The Salford Tacodiles fans were calling for the head of manager Georgi Valyukov after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
Salford Tacodiles were very impressed by the skills of the Ban-air Bandits team. They spent the whole game marvelling at them.
Making a name for himself with 2 goals, Ban-air Bandits's Nick Ovtime was outstanding.
The Salford Tacodiles have no midfield of note. No engine room out on the park, which means the only way they can go is downhill.
Wayne Deer and Chris Mass both found themselves in Simon Pieman's book after headbutting each other like rutting stags.
There are less suitable formations for Salford Tacodiles's squad than 1 4 5 , but Georgi Valyukov would be advised to ignore those too.
"Full credit to the lads out there," slurred a clearly drunk Ban-air Bandits manager Lad X following his side's win. "They never threw in the towel even though they were under the gun."
As if getting beaten by almost a cricket score wasn't enough for Salford Tacodiles to sort their act out, maybe being a laughing stock will.

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Simon Pieman

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