Match Report

	(6) 13	-	(0) 2
biggirlsblouse				Dangerous Dave
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Bart Ender 6, 47, 55, 75 (pen), 81 Brice Tagg 13, 41 Frank Furter 21, 35, 62, 88 Dick Tater 28 Al Kaholic 68		Winnie Dipoo 49, 74

Match Statistics

4 2 4	Formation	3 6 1
67	Possession	33
22	Shots	5
5	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	0
Passing	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	H.Annsaw		89
2	B.Arrow		84
3	B.Dover		84
4	D.Lesgettham		84
5	D.Pipes		74
6	T.Burr		88
7	D.Tater		89
8	F.Furter		92
9	B.Ender		92
10	B.Tagg	(90)	88
11	A.Kaholic		70
12	T.Burr		0
13	A.Thetires		0
14	H.Fire		0
15	W.Maykit		0
16	K.Cook		0

1	S.Urai	60
2	M.Absent	71
3	R.Meeblind	72
4	W.Maykit	71
5	B.Early	73
6	S.Pitt	72
7	L.Stooth	80
8	M.DeLawn	85
9	H.deMann	48
10	V.Crow	67
11	W.Dipoo	81
12	S.Pitt	0
13	S.Pull	0
14	K.Dewitt	0
15	S.Cola	0
16	J.Frayed	0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Bart Ender	with the hand of God
13 mins	Brice Tagg	with the hand of God
21 mins	Frank Furter	with the bumcheek of God
25 mins	Sam Urai	scuffed a penalty
28 mins	Dick Tater	from a free kick
35 mins	Frank Furter	with a dink right on the goal line
41 mins	Brice Tagg	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
47 mins	Bart Ender	from a throw in
49 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
55 mins	Bart Ender	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
62 mins	Frank Furter	from a throw in
68 mins	Al Kaholic	with the hand of God
74 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a thunderous shot from distance
75 mins	Bart Ender	after ref awarded a penalty
81 mins	Bart Ender	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
88 mins	Frank Furter	from a throw in
90 mins	Brice Tagg	Obstruction

Match Report

biggirlsblouse couldn't have wished for a better result. Everything they touched turned to goals in this 13 - 2 rout of Dangerous Dave.
What a tactician biggirlsblouse manager is. Sure, winning a game of football ain't rocket science, if it were david smith would be working at NASA not standing in the rain on a Sunday morning.
To call the amount of possession Dangerous Dave had small would be doing a disservice to small things everywhere. Except perhaps the brain of their manager who masterminded this useless display.
With a performance like this, Dangerous Dave's Sam Urai gives crap keepers everywhere a good name.
This result reads more like a tennis score than football. Dangerous Dave's defence would have faired better if they'd played the second half with tennis rackets. They were the pits.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, biggirlsblouse's david smith is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 4 2 4 formation.
"If history is going to repeat itself I should think we can expect the same thing again," offered david smith when asked if his side could keep up their winning ways following today's three points.
With the sort of activity befitting a side who have scored 13 times, biggirlsblouse turned the opposing penalty boxes into ploughed fields by the final whistle.

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