Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(9) 18
biggirlsblouse				Ban-air Bandits
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
		Wayne Deer 3, 13, 23, 67, 82 Carl Arm 8 Winnie Dipoo 18 Andy Structible 28 (pen), 32, 61, 77, 87 (pen) Herbie Voor 37, 47 Kent Cook 42, 72 Leo Tarred 53 Nick Ovtime 58

Match Statistics

3 4 3	Formation	4 5 1
29	Possession	71
9	Shots	20
7	Fouls	4
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	6
Continental	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Nutter
Moulded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	H.Annsaw		79
2	B.Arrow		75
3	D.Lesgettham		74
4	D.Pipes		70
5	T.Burr		80
6	T.Burr		76
7	D.Tater	(90)	67
8	A.Kaholic		71
9	B.Ender		82
10	B.Tagg	(90)	70
11	X.Money		79
12	A.Thetires	(90)	48
13	K.Cook		0
14	H.Fire		0
15	F.Furter		0
16	S.Pitt		0

1	B.Crobbery		87
2	W.Dipoo		88
3	L.Sirr	(1)	53
4	W.Maykit		75
5	P.Zaria		90
6	H.Voor		89
7	A.Thetires	(1)	54
8	A.Structible		92
9	L.Tarred		88
10	N.Ovtime		87
11	J.Frayed	(1)	45
12	C.Arm	(1)	89
13	K.Cook	(1)	88
14	W.Deer	(1)	92
15	W.Bago		0
16	U.Daway		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Wayne Deer	from a goal kick
8 mins	Carl Arm	from a free kick
13 mins	Wayne Deer	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
18 mins	Winnie Dipoo	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
23 mins	Wayne Deer	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
28 mins	Andy Structible	after ref awarded a penalty
32 mins	Andy Structible	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
37 mins	Herbie Voor	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
42 mins	Kent Cook	from a corner
47 mins	Herbie Voor	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
53 mins	Leo Tarred	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
58 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a header from the penalty area
61 mins	Andy Structible	with a great chip from the left wing
67 mins	Wayne Deer	with a great volley from 10 yards out
72 mins	Kent Cook	with a thunderous shot from distance
77 mins	Andy Structible	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
82 mins	Wayne Deer	from a free kick
87 mins	Andy Structible	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Brice Tagg	Scrapping
90 mins	Willie Maykit	A bruised shoulder
90 mins	Dick Tater	A mild concussion

Match Report

biggirlsblouse aren't putting themselves in a good position to escape relegation playing like they did in this 18 - 0 defeat at the hands of Ban-air Bandits.
A little more Throw-ins and a little less Free kicks would go a long way to improving biggirlsblouse's lot.
Frank Furter was one of the 1 players whose no-show led to biggirlsblouse's sorry beating today.
biggirlsblouse could save themselves some money next season by not bothering with a goalkeeper. They'd save a fortune on pies alone.
biggirlsblouse's midfield had a nightmare today and will have sleepless nights about it.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why biggirlsblouse go out in 3 4 3 formation we're still looking for it.
"Our poor performances are having an effect on replica shirt sales," sighed boss david smith. "We had a mongoose in the club shop the other day, I said 'We don't get many mongooses in here', 'At £40 for a shirt I'm not surprised,' he said."
It would have been kinder all round if Ban-air Bandits paid for the local vet to come and put biggirlsblouse out of their misery. As it was they were left to suffer.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Windy

Hard Pitch