Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(3) 6
Surreal Madrid				Fallen Empires
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
		The Mongols 14 (pen), 20 (pen), 57 (pen) The Saracens 30 The Romans 65, 76

Match Statistics

4 4 2 Attacking	Formation	2 5 3
30	Possession	70
6	Shots	18
7	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	1
4	Offsides	8
Passing	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	R.Banks		78
2	E.Zemova		75
3	M.Oxmaul		76
4	H.Uno		76
5	A.Yuwud		77
6	E.Oozami		83
7	A.Structible		83
8	J.Ondahead		81
9	D.Head		82
10	C.Buttie	(57)	70
11	P.Verance		83
12	O.Gawd		0
13	C.Act		0
14	R.O*Shea		0
15	F.Bare		0
16	H.Jarse		0

1	T.Mongols		91
2	T.Celts		88
3	T.Athenians	(1)	71
4	T.Greeks D19		87
5	T.Hasburgs		87
6	T.Gauls	(1)	89
7	T.Saracens	(39,74)	86
8	T.Ottomans		89
9	T.Romans		90
10	T.Spartans		89
11	T.Akkadians	(1)	45
12	T.Saxons	(1)	89
13	T.Zhou Dynasty	(1)	87
14	T.British	(1) (74)	87
15	T.Samurai		0
16	T.French		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Fallen Empires	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
14 mins	The Mongols	after ref awarded a penalty
14 mins	Surreal Madrid	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
20 mins	The Mongols	after ref awarded a penalty
30 mins	Fallen Empires	changed from Defensive to Attacking
30 mins	Surreal Madrid	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
30 mins	The Saracens	with the bumcheek of God
39 mins	The Saracens	Spitting
45 mins	Fallen Empires	changed from Attacking to Defensive
57 mins	Chip Buttie	Repeated diving
57 mins	The Mongols	after ref awarded a penalty
60 mins	Fallen Empires	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
60 mins	Surreal Madrid	changed from Defensive to Attacking
65 mins	The Romans	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
74 mins	The Saracens	Fighting with fans
74 mins	The British	Fighting with fans
76 mins	The Romans	with a dink right on the goal line

Match Report

Surreal Madrid were a shambles as this 6 - 0 defeat by Fallen Empires showed.
All those long hours at the local rec practising Jogging paid off today for Fallen Empires.
Fred Bare missed the game because he had a bit of a tummy ache and his mummy made him stay at home.
Surreal Madrid's goalie has the physique of Mr Muscle and all the stopping power of something that can't, and never will, stop a thing. Nothing. He's crap.
Surreal Madrid tried batoning down the hatches but Fallen Empires's well-timed counter attacking runs saw them through.
The Saracens and The British picked a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd hoping Butch Gravelneck would end their embarrassment on the pitch. They both took a beating before Butch Gravelneck stepped in and, out of spite, only booked them.
Most of Surreal Madrid clearly thought 4 4 2 Attacking was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"To be talking about vital games at this stage of the season is ridiculous," said manager Arsene Titz following his team's defeat. "But this game was absolutely vital."
It's not going to be this straightforward every week, much is the pity for Fallen Empires. They'd win everything in sight if it was.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Normal

Soft Pitch