Match Report

	(1) 2	-	(2) 8
Salford Tacodiles				New Energy
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Al Kaholic 15 Justin Credible 49		Xxx Rivaldo II 26, 40, 69 XXX Neymar III 48, 85 XXX Dinho III 56 Xxx Zico I 61 Xxx Ze Roberto II 77

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	2 5 3
30	Possession	70
10	Shots	17
7	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	L.Lyde		77
2	P.Zaria		70
3	S.Manilla	(65)	71
4	L.DeHand		73
5	A.Rudder		68
6	C.Mass		84
7	B.Dover		79
8	H.Voor		74
9	J.Credible		80
10	R.Ingleaves	(36)	56
11	A.Kaholic		85
12	A.Abet	(36)	67
13	P.Pantz		0
14	A.Birthday		0
15	K.Cook		0
16	J.Case		0

1	B.Alisson III		83
2	T.Silva III	(74)	77
3	X.Lucio III		80
4	D.Alves III		85
5	X.Ze Roberto II		88
6	X.Dinho III		88
7	X.Zico I		88
8	X.Rivaldo II		76
9	X.Neymar III	(36)	89
10	X.Ronaldo III		86
11	X.Romario III		0
12	G.Dida III		0
13	X.Cafu II		0
14	X.Marquinhos * I		0
15	X.Kaka * I		0
16	X.Robinho * I		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	New Energy	changed from Attacking to Defensive
15 mins	Al Kaholic	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
26 mins	Xxx Rivaldo II	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
30 mins	New Energy	changed from Defensive to Attacking
36 mins	XXX Neymar III	Annoying the referee
36 mins	Russell Ingleaves	A mild concussion
40 mins	Xxx Rivaldo II	with a great chip from the left wing
48 mins	XXX Neymar III	with a dink right on the goal line
49 mins	Justin Credible	from a throw in
56 mins	XXX Dinho III	with a dink right on the goal line
60 mins	New Energy	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
61 mins	Xxx Zico I	with a great volley from 10 yards out
65 mins	Sam Manilla	Spitting
69 mins	Xxx Rivaldo II	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
74 mins	Thiago Silva III	Obstruction
77 mins	Xxx Ze Roberto II	with a strike from the left wing
85 mins	XXX Neymar III	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out

Match Report

A poor display by Salford Tacodiles saw them frustrated by New Energy's silky skills during this 8 - 2 defeat.
Some idiot seems to have decided that only Free kicks will turn round the fortunes of Salford Tacodiles. That idiot is Georgi Valyukov.
Xxx Kaka * I missed the game because it was time for his car's annual wash.
Salford Tacodiles's keeper Lance Lyde is one of those goalies whose mere presence strikes fear into teams. Unfortunately, it's his own team who are trembling.
Salford Tacodiles need to reassess they're attack. Their forwards are going nowhere. And slowly.
Salford Tacodiles's Georgi Valyukov is clearly deeply in love with 4 3 3. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"I don't think Salford Tacodiles knew what hit them," striker XXX Ronaldo III told a reporter after the game. "We just pulled the rugs out from under their carpets."
It's not going to be this straightforward every week, much is the pity for New Energy. They'd win everything in sight if it was.

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Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

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