Match Report

	(0) 3	-	(4) 9
Dangerous Dave				Sporting Caravan
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Sheri Cola 53 Winnie Dipoo 68 Sam Urai 88 (pen)		Tommy Doherty 7, 47 (pen) Daryl Lect 14 Bin Dipper 31, 39 Gary ONeil 56 Paddy Mcdaid 69 Ben Shinkwin * 75 Jonjo Kenny 85

Match Statistics

1 8 1	Formation	5 4 1
32	Possession	68
4	Shots	16
7	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	6
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	S.Urai		78
2	R.Meeblind		73
3	L.Stooth		74
4	S.Pitt		71
5	M.DeLawn		83
6	B.Early	(62)	68
7	H.deMann		45
8	W.Dipoo		70
9	S.Cola		71
10	J.Case		42
11	M.Absent		45
12	S.Pitt		0
13	S.Pull		0
14	K.Dewitt		0
15	W.Maykit		0
16	J.Frayed		0

1	D.Druff		84
2	J.Hoban	(60)	46
3	D.Lect		89
4	M.Geary		47
5	G.ONeil	(60)	48
6	B.Mcshight	(60)	47
7	T.Doherty		48
8	P.Mcdaid		46
9	J.Kenny		48
10	B.Shinkwin *		46
11	B.Dipper	(60)	45
12	B.Joyce		0
13	C.Mcmanus	(60)	48
14	C.Brennan	(60)	48
15	U.Gypsy		0
16	D.Kelly *	(60)	44


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Sporting Caravan	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
7 mins	Tommy Doherty	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
14 mins	Daryl Lect	from a throw in
30 mins	Sporting Caravan	changed from Attacking to Defensive
31 mins	Bin Dipper	from a corner
39 mins	Bin Dipper	with a header from the penalty area
47 mins	Tommy Doherty	after ref awarded a penalty
53 mins	Sheri Cola	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
56 mins	Gary ONeil	with a header from the penalty area
60 mins	Sporting Caravan	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
60 mins	Gary ONeil	Faking injury
62 mins	Brighton Early	Obstruction
68 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
69 mins	Paddy Mcdaid	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
75 mins	Sporting Caravan	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
75 mins	Ben Shinkwin *	from the dressing room
85 mins	Jonjo Kenny	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
88 mins	Sam Urai	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

After losing 9 - 3 to Sporting Caravan, this game was pointless for Dangerous Dave. And their season is starting to look the same.
You could give Sporting Caravan's defence bearskin hats and stand them in a box outside Buckingham Palace. On current form they'd defend anything.
Dangerous Dave saw so little of the ball in the second half that they actually started to miss it.
Dangerous Dave's keeper Sam Urai is one of those goalies whose mere presence strikes fear into teams. Unfortunately, it's his own team who are trembling.
You could give Sporting Caravan's defence bearskin hats and stand them in a box outside Buckingham Palace. On current form they'd defend anything.
There are less suitable formations for Dangerous Dave's squad than 1 8 1, but dave harwood would be advised to ignore those too.
A grinning Bin Dipper told the press: "Brian O_Brien has the Midas touch at the moment. He's responsible for our golden performances."
The only explanation for this defeat is that Dangerous Dave thought the opposition clearly needed the points more than they did.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Snowy

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