Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(7) 15
Westchester Lions				Los Ingobernables
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
		Steffen Iversen 5, 58 Andy Pandy 11, 22, 28, 41, 52, 83, 88 (pen) Spud Noble 17 Elston Gunnn 35, 47 Jeremy Paraguay 64, 70 Otto Whackew 77 (og)

Match Statistics

5 4 1	Formation	4 3 3 Attacking
31	Possession	69
7	Shots	15
9	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	X.Breath		76
2	A.Thetires		60
3	O.Whackew		66
4	J.Case		71
5	B.Weiser	(58)	63
6	A.Hugnkiss		47
7	R.Sance		74
8	T.Burr		78
9	V.Lay		80
10	S.Pitt		73
11	L.Sirr		78
12	A.Thetires		0
13	J.Strap		0
14	E.Jewcation		0
15	A.Gator		0
16	D.Druff		0

1	C.Crosses		90
2	M.Withnoname		79
3	J.Priest	(60)	87
4	S.Noble		87
5	K.Kringle		88
6	S.Perb		87
7	F.Fitzgerald	(40)	87
8	L.Lettuce	(75)	72
9	E.Gunnn	(60)	45
10	S.Iversen		89
11	A.Pandy		94
12	A.Ketchum		0
13	B.Loblaw	(60)	90
14	B.Cat		0
15	S.Moon	(75)	79
16	J.Paraguay	(60) (80)	88


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Steffen Iversen	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
11 mins	Andy Pandy	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
17 mins	Spud Noble	with a dink right on the goal line
22 mins	Andy Pandy	with a great chip from the left wing
28 mins	Andy Pandy	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
35 mins	Elston Gunnn	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
40 mins	F. Scott Fitzgerald	Unsporting behaviour
41 mins	Andy Pandy	with a header from the penalty area
47 mins	Elston Gunnn	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
52 mins	Andy Pandy	with a strike from the left wing
58 mins	Bud Weiser	Head butting
58 mins	Steffen Iversen	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
64 mins	Jeremy Paraguay	with a strike from the left wing
70 mins	Jeremy Paraguay	with a lovely move from the right wing
77 mins	Otto Whackew	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
80 mins	Jeremy Paraguay	Repeated fouling
83 mins	Andy Pandy	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
88 mins	Andy Pandy	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

If this game had lasted any longer, Los Ingobernables's goal tally would have looked more like a phone number. Westchester Lions should be thankful they kept it to only 15 - 0.
A strict diet of Corners, Corners and a little more Corners has seen Los Ingobernables's stamina levels shoot up.
Los Ingobernables had so much possession that they were allowed to officially adopt the ball after the game by social services.
As own goals go, Otto Whackew's peach was as magnificent as it was tragic.
Los Ingobernables applauded their defenders off the pitch after a performance Moore, Butcher and Adams would have been proud of.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Los Ingobernables go out in 4 3 3 Attacking formation we're still looking for it.
"Their keeper played very well," offered underfire Westchester Lions manager joao Igor. "And it wasn't the best pitch, the weather didn't help and the ref must have taken a bung, but I am not making excuses."
Being beaten by a tennis score is nothing to be proud of. Neither is falling in love with a tennis player. To them love means nothing.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

Rainy

Muddy Pitch