Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(12) 26
We Play Like Girls				CSI-Sandwich
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
		Kim Delany*** 3 (pen), 7 (pen), 13 (pen), 16 (pen), 33, 35, 42, 64, 73, 76, 80, 83 (pen), 86 (pen) Jaime Lyn Sigler 10, 23, 29, 38, 48, 52, 54, 61, 67, 70, 89 Marisa Hartigay 26 Sofia Milos 58

Match Statistics

Diamond	Formation	4 5 1
31	Possession	69
7	Shots	26
9	Fouls	5
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	5
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 38802		0
2	P.Name 38803		54
3	P.Name 38806		56
4	P.Name 38807		62
5	P.Name 38811		45
6	P.Name 38813	(74)	59
7	P.Name 38816		52
8	P.Name 38817	(60)	55
9	P.Name 38818		45
10	P.Name 38810		63
11	P.Name 38814		51
12	P.Name 38812	(74)	63
13	P.Name 38804		0
14	P.Name 38801		0
15	P.Name 38815		0
16	P.Name 38809		0

1	S.Alexander	(1)	45
2	M.Helgenber		88
3	E.Proctor***	(1)	88
4	S.Ward		88
5	E.Harnois		87
6	L.Vassey	(1)	45
7	L.Holly***		89
8	A.Belknap	(74)	90
9	K.Delany***		93
10	M.Hartigay		90
11	J.Lyn Sigler		94
12	P.Perrette	(1)	89
13	S.Milos	(1)	88
14	J.Fox	(1)	87
15	L.Lombard		0
16	C.de Pabo		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Kim Delany***	after ref awarded a penalty
7 mins	Kim Delany***	after ref awarded a penalty
10 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
13 mins	Kim Delany***	after ref awarded a penalty
16 mins	Kim Delany***	after ref awarded a penalty
23 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
26 mins	Marisa Hartigay	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
29 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
33 mins	Kim Delany***	from a corner
35 mins	Kim Delany***	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
38 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
42 mins	Kim Delany***	with a dink right on the goal line
45 mins	Kim Delany***	blasted a penalty into row z
48 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	from the dressing room
52 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
54 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with the hand of God
58 mins	Sofia Milos	with a belter from his own half
60 mins	Player Name 38817	Head butting
61 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
64 mins	Kim Delany***	with a lovely move from the right wing
67 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
70 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	from a goal kick
73 mins	Kim Delany***	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
74 mins	Anna Belknap	Interfering with an opponent
74 mins	Player Name 38813	A mild concussion
76 mins	Kim Delany***	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
80 mins	Kim Delany***	with the bumcheek of God
83 mins	Kim Delany***	after ref awarded a penalty
86 mins	Kim Delany***	after ref awarded a penalty
89 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a thunderous shot from distance

Match Report

Not so much a competitive game of football as a 90-minute target practise session for CSI-Sandwich who battered the We Play Like Girls goal finding the target more often than not for a 26 - 0 rout.
nikos paras clearly thinks his team are the most skilled and highly tuned squad around. Why else would training be abandoned like an unwanted puppy?
We Play Like Girls don't play well without the ball as this exercise in possession play by CSI-Sandwich taught them.
The only hope We Play Like Girls have of turning goalie Player Name 38802 into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts.
After today nikos paras cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
Most of We Play Like Girls clearly thought Diamond was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"I've been mugged!" grumbled nikos paras after this defeat. The police weren't taking his claims seriously.
After this disgraceful performance the We Play Like Girls supporters are in little doubt their side are magic. They'll soon be disappearing from this division.

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