Match Report

	(4) 7	-	(0) 3
We Play Like Girls				Westchester Lions
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Player Name 76692 9, 86 Player Name 76683 19, 39, 69 Player Name 76680 29, 58		Lou Sirr 57 (pen), 87 Ali Gator 72

Match Statistics

4 3 3 Attacking	Formation	5 2 3 Attacking
68	Possession	32
16	Shots	9
8	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	S.Dup		48
2	B.Cherry		83
3	R.Sance		84
4	E.Jewcation		74
5	L.Nover		76
6	J.Nasium		80
7	P.Zaria		45
8	M.Labor		87
9	R.Ingleaves		44
10	B.Ender		47
11	A.Tricity	(60)	91
12	R.Meeblind		0
13	D.Pipes		0
14	H.First		0
15	D.Tater		0
16	E.Jewcation		0

1	X.Breath		74
2	B.Weiser		60
3	O.Whackew		73
4	J.Case		67
5	A.Hugnkiss		47
6	J.Strap		44
7	R.Sance		84
8	D.Pipes		67
9	L.Sirr		80
10	A.Gator		67
11	A.Thetires	(62)	43
12	S.Pitt		0
13	A.Thetires		0
14	E.Jewcation		0
15	V.Lay		0
16	D.Druff		0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Player Name 76692	with a great chip from the left wing
14 mins	Bud Weiser	scuffed a penalty
19 mins	Player Name 76683	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
29 mins	Player Name 76680	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
39 mins	Player Name 76683	with a flick on
43 mins	Ali Gator	scuffed a penalty
57 mins	Lou Sirr	after ref awarded a penalty
58 mins	Player Name 76680	with a lovely move from the right wing
60 mins	Player Name 76683	Obstruction
62 mins	Al Kaseltzer	Two-footed tackle
69 mins	Player Name 76683	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
72 mins	Ali Gator	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
77 mins	Player Name 76687	blasted a penalty into row z
86 mins	Player Name 76692	with a powerful header into the top corner
87 mins	Lou Sirr	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box

Match Report

Horley Hostiles couldn't have looked any more comfortable as they went about dismantling a very nervous and rather inept Westchester Lions defence taking full marks with a 7 - 3 win.
joao Igor would be more suited to training dogs, He's taught this team just roll over, play dead and start begging from the kick off.
With 1 players missing from the team, it was a miracle Horley Hostiles took the points. Jesus was spotted leaving just before the final whistle.
Westchester Lions's Lou Sirr could hardly believe his luck, bagging 2 goals during this encounter with Horley Hostiles.
Horley Hostiles may as well have erected a traffic light, permanently on red, at the edge of the 18 yard box, so good were the defence today.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Horley Hostiles manager Mr G does. But 4 3 3 Attacking is not the best shape for them.
Underfire Westchester Lions manager joao Igor explained: "Their keeper played very well and it was not the best pitch, but I am not making excuses."
It's not going to be this straightforward every week, much is the pity for Horley Hostiles. They'd win everything in sight if it was.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Rainy

Muddy Pitch