Match Report

	(15) 31	-	(0) 0
Los Ingobernables				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Steffen Iversen 2, 5, 10, 13, 16, 18, 24, 26, 32, 37, 40, 43, 46, 48, 54, 57, 65, 70, 74 (pen), 79, 84, 87 Elston Gunnn 8, 21, 76, 89 Neo Trinity 35 Andy Pandy 51, 62 Billy Thekid 67 Jeremy Paraguay 81

Match Statistics

3 4 3	Formation	Diamond
63	Possession	37
31	Shots	8
6	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Ketchum		89
2	B.Loblaw	(75)	89
3	S.Noble		88
4	N.Trinity		89
5	L.Miserables		89
6	B.Thekid	(60)	88
7	B.Cat		89
8	S.Moon	(75)	54
9	A.Pandy	(75)	45
10	E.Gunnn		92
11	S.Iversen		85
12	C.Crosses		0
13	M.Withnoname	(75)	71
14	F.Fitzgerald		0
15	L.Lettuce	(75)	80
16	J.Paraguay	(75)	88

1	P.Name 38802		49
2	P.Name 38803		53
3	P.Name 38806		55
4	P.Name 38807		0
5	P.Name 38811		0
6	P.Name 38813	(58)	58
7	P.Name 38816		51
8	P.Name 38817	(58)	54
9	P.Name 38818		44
10	P.Name 38810		62
11	P.Name 38814		0
12	P.Name 38812		0
13	P.Name 38804		0
14	P.Name 38801		0
15	P.Name 38815		0
16	P.Name 38809		0


Time	Person	Description
2 mins	Steffen Iversen	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
5 mins	Steffen Iversen	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
8 mins	Elston Gunnn	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
10 mins	Steffen Iversen	from a free kick
13 mins	Steffen Iversen	with a great chip from the left wing
16 mins	Steffen Iversen	with a brave flying header
18 mins	Steffen Iversen	with a lovely move from the right wing
21 mins	Elston Gunnn	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
24 mins	Steffen Iversen	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
26 mins	Steffen Iversen	with a flick on
32 mins	Steffen Iversen	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
35 mins	Neo Trinity	with a spectacular bicycle kick
37 mins	Steffen Iversen	from a throw in
40 mins	Steffen Iversen	with a belter from his own half
43 mins	Steffen Iversen	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
46 mins	Steffen Iversen	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
48 mins	Steffen Iversen	from a throw in
51 mins	Andy Pandy	with a thunderous shot from distance
54 mins	Steffen Iversen	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
57 mins	Steffen Iversen	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
58 mins	Player Name 38813	Indecent exposure
58 mins	Player Name 38817	Indecent exposure
59 mins	Andy Pandy	blasted a penalty into row z
60 mins	Billy Thekid	Indecent exposure
62 mins	Andy Pandy	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
65 mins	Steffen Iversen	with a thunderous shot from distance
67 mins	Billy Thekid	from a goal kick
70 mins	Steffen Iversen	from a free kick
74 mins	Steffen Iversen	after ref awarded a penalty
76 mins	Elston Gunnn	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
79 mins	Steffen Iversen	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
81 mins	Jeremy Paraguay	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
84 mins	Steffen Iversen	with a strike from the left wing
87 mins	Steffen Iversen	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
89 mins	Elston Gunnn	with a lucky rebound off the keeper

Match Report

Los Ingobernables were very good value for this 31 - 0 massacre. At times it looked like they were the only team on the pitch. Unlike We Play Like Girls who couldn't even manage to play with themselves.
nikos paras needs his mind jogging. He needs to remember that's what his team should be doing. Jogging. He gives no attention to his increasingly chubby squad's training needs.
Player Name 38814 didn't start for We Play Like Girls because he was spitting feathers when he woke up and decided to make an early start down his local a priority.
Where did We Play Like Girls get this goalie? It would appear that he's broken. They should take him back and ask for a refund.
We Play Like Girls's midfield needs attention. They were making less successful passes than a flatulent, acne ridden geek with halitosis at a school disco.
2 We Play Like Girls players were shown yellow cards when they gathered by the corner flag to sort out, once and for all, who had the biggest willy.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the Diamond formation look impressive, We Play Like Girls however make it look very ordinary.
"His strengths were my weaknesses and my weaknesses were his strengths," argued manager nikos paras after his team's defeat.
You'd think at 31 - 0 Los Ingobernables would have made their point. There was plenty left in the tank which should leave We Play Like Girls shuddering at how much worse it could have been.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Windy

Soft Pitch