Match Report

	(11) 24	-	(0) 0
Los Ingobernables				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Andy Pandy 3, 10, 18 (pen), 25, 33 (pen), 40, 43, 47, 54, 61, 64, 68 (pen), 74, 78, 81 (pen), 84, 88 Jeremy Paraguay 6, 36, 58 Waylon Smithers 14, 71 Steffen Iversen 22, 51

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	5 4 1 Attacking
61	Possession	39
24	Shots	9
8	Fouls	13
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Continental	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Ketchum		88
2	K.Kringle	(60)	80
3	W.Smithers		90
4	S.Noble		87
5	J.Priest		88
6	B.Thekid	(60)	45
7	F.Fitzgerald	(60)	62
8	S.Moon		89
9	J.Paraguay		90
10	S.Iversen		89
11	A.Pandy		94
12	C.Crosses		0
13	M.Withnoname	(60)	70
14	L.Miserables	(60)	87
15	B.Cat	(60)	89
16	S.Perb		0

1	P.Name 76682		0
2	P.Name 76683		65
3	P.Name 76686		60
4	P.Name 76687		63
5	P.Name 76691		45
6	P.Name 76693		53
7	P.Name 76696		62
8	P.Name 76697		57
9	P.Name 76698	(62)	49
10	P.Name 76690	(50)	65
11	P.Name 76694		45
12	P.Name 76692	(62)	63
13	P.Name 76684		0
14	P.Name 76681		0
15	P.Name 76695		0
16	P.Name 76689		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Andy Pandy	from the dressing room
6 mins	Jeremy Paraguay	with the hand of God
10 mins	Andy Pandy	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
14 mins	Waylon Smithers	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
18 mins	Andy Pandy	after ref awarded a penalty
22 mins	Steffen Iversen	with the hand of God
25 mins	Andy Pandy	with a strike from the left wing
33 mins	Andy Pandy	after ref awarded a penalty
36 mins	Jeremy Paraguay	from the dressing room
40 mins	Andy Pandy	with a great volley from 10 yards out
43 mins	Andy Pandy	with a thunderous shot from distance
47 mins	Andy Pandy	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
50 mins	Player Name 76690	High kicking
51 mins	Steffen Iversen	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
54 mins	Andy Pandy	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
58 mins	Jeremy Paraguay	with a great chip from the left wing
61 mins	Andy Pandy	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
62 mins	Player Name 76698	A mild concussion
64 mins	Andy Pandy	with a thunderous shot from distance
68 mins	Andy Pandy	after ref awarded a penalty
71 mins	Waylon Smithers	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
74 mins	Andy Pandy	from the dressing room
78 mins	Andy Pandy	with a thunderous shot from distance
81 mins	Andy Pandy	after ref awarded a penalty
84 mins	Andy Pandy	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
88 mins	Andy Pandy	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area

Match Report

If the Los Ingobernables strikers had guns instead feet, We Play Like Girls's goalie would have been full of holes at the end of this 24 - 0 rout.
Mr G must be either as lazy as they come or a blind optimist to think letting We Play Like Girls off training will help.
Player Name 76682 was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
We Play Like Girls's keeper, Player Name 76682, should have been a comedian. That way he'd give his team mates a good laugh with losing them every game he plays in.
We Play Like Girls's forwards are way out of form, the only thing they've been getting in a net recently are satsumas.
Most of We Play Like Girls clearly thought 5 4 1 Attacking was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"The boys were heroes out there," claimed the Los Ingobernables manager after his side's victory. "We threw our dice into the ring and turned up trumps."
If We Play Like Girls want to keep their shorts clean, maybe We Play Like Girls should consider getting the their washing machine fixed. And while they're at it, why not ask the plumber if he can mend their leaking defence.

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Terrence Frisk

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