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MATCH REPORT
Sat, 23 Nov 2024 (Day: 44/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Fri, 15 Nov 2024
 
(7) 15 - (4) 9
We Play Like Girls   We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:16
  Division Pos:15
 
Goal Scorers
Player Name 38818 6, 16, 24, 90
Player Name 38814 10
Player Name 76686 29 (og)
Player Name 38816 34, 48
Player Name 38810 39
Player Name 38817 53, 58, 68, 77
Player Name 38807 62
Player Name 38802 86 (pen)  
Player Name 76698 11, 50
Player Name 76687 21
Player Name 76694 30, 76
Player Name 76697 40, 85
Player Name 76696 59, 68  
 
Match Statistics
DiamondFormation5 4 1 Attacking
66Possession34
17Shots10
9Fouls8
0Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards0
2Offsides1
LongballStyleContinental
Counter AttackInstructionCounter Attack
PansyAggressionPansy
MouldedBootsStudded
 
Player Ratings
1P.Name 3880249
2P.Name 3880353
3P.Name 3880654
4P.Name 3880761
5P.Name 3881145
6P.Name 3881358
7P.Name 3881651
8P.Name 3881758
9P.Name 3881844
10P.Name 3881062
11P.Name 3881453
12P.Name 388120
13P.Name 388040
14P.Name 388010
15P.Name 388150
16P.Name 388090
1P.Name 7668262
2P.Name 766830
3P.Name 7668659
4P.Name 7668763
5P.Name 76691 (90)45
6P.Name 7669353
7P.Name 7669662
8P.Name 7669757
9P.Name 7669853
10P.Name 766900
11P.Name 7669445
12P.Name 766920
13P.Name 766840
14P.Name 766810
15P.Name 766950
16P.Name 766890
 
Time   Person Description
 6 minsPlayer Name 38818with the bumcheek of God
 10 minsPlayer Name 38814with a powerful header into the top corner
 11 minsPlayer Name 76698from a corner
 16 minsPlayer Name 38818from a goal kick
 20 minsPlayer Name 38802blasted a penalty into row z
 21 minsPlayer Name 76687after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
 24 minsPlayer Name 38818with a belter from his own half
 29 minsPlayer Name 76686after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
 30 minsPlayer Name 76694with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
 34 minsPlayer Name 38816with a header from the penalty area
 39 minsPlayer Name 38810with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
 40 minsPlayer Name 76697with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
 48 minsPlayer Name 38816with a header from the penalty area
 50 minsPlayer Name 76698with a belter from his own half
 53 minsPlayer Name 38817with a rocket from outside the penalty area
 58 minsPlayer Name 38817with a flick on
 59 minsPlayer Name 76696with a strike from the left wing
 62 minsPlayer Name 38807with a little side heel inside the six yard box
 68 minsPlayer Name 38817with a strike from the left wing
 68 minsPlayer Name 76696after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
 76 minsPlayer Name 76694with a brave flying header
 77 minsPlayer Name 38817with a thunderous shot from distance
 85 minsPlayer Name 76697with a thunderous shot from distance
 86 minsPlayer Name 38802after ref awarded a penalty
 90 minsPlayer Name 76691Obstruction
 90 minsPlayer Name 38818after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
 
 
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Match Report
Once again finding themselves on the wrong end of a result, Mr G's team are looking like favourites for the drop this season. Can they survive? Not on this sort of showing.
Does We Play Like Girls manager Mr G know what the clubs training facilities even looks like? Judging by We Play Like Girls's clueless display we'd guess not.
We Play Like Girls had so much of the ball We Play Like Girls must have thought they were playing against Brazil. Albeit a fatter, slower, much less skilful version.
If only We Play Like Girls's Player Name 76686 took some time to think, this horrible tragedy could have been averted. Putting the ball in your own net is a bad thing.
We Play Like Girls's team looks like a bread sandwich, nothing in the middle. Their midfield hardly got a kick.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 5 4 1 Attacking formation look impressive, We Play Like Girls however make it look very ordinary.
"We may have rubbed it in his face," We Play Like Girls manager nikos paras said of his opposite number Mr G. "But it was a mess of his own making."
Luck? Skill? Call it what you like, three points in the bag isn't to be sniffed at and with this result under their belt, We Play Like Girls should finish the season looking rather comfortable.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Wilmot Piddlethwaite
 
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