Match Report

	(9) 19	-	(0) 1
Westchester Lions				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Des Buratto 7, 26, 30, 44, 71, 75, 87 Joe Czarfunee 11, 34, 37, 48, 63 Val Lay 19, 59 (pen), 67 Player Name 76683 40 (og) Aaron Thetires 52 Renee Sance 55 Player Name 76686 79 (og)		Player Name 76698 52

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	5 4 1 Attacking
58	Possession	42
19	Shots	10
10	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	X.Breath		78
2	A.Thetires	(56)	45
3	A.Hugnkiss		47
4	R.Sance		79
5	T.Burr		80
6	A.Thetires		43
7	S.Pitt		81
8	V.Lay		88
9	J.Czarfunee		92
10	L.Sirr		81
11	D.Buratto		81
12	D.Pipes		0
13	J.Case		0
14	E.Jewcation		0
15	A.Gator		0
16	O.Whackew		0

1	P.Name 76682		61
2	P.Name 76683		59
3	P.Name 76686		59
4	P.Name 76687		61
5	P.Name 76691		45
6	P.Name 76693		52
7	P.Name 76696		0
8	P.Name 76697	(61)	51
9	P.Name 76698		52
10	P.Name 76690		0
11	P.Name 76694		0
12	P.Name 76692		0
13	P.Name 76684		0
14	P.Name 76681		0
15	P.Name 76695		0
16	P.Name 76689		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Des Buratto	with a header from the penalty area
11 mins	Joe Czarfunee	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
15 mins	Val Lay	scuffed a penalty
19 mins	Val Lay	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
22 mins	Joe Czarfunee	scuffed a penalty
26 mins	Des Buratto	with a belter from his own half
30 mins	Des Buratto	from a free kick
34 mins	Joe Czarfunee	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
37 mins	Joe Czarfunee	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
40 mins	Player Name 76683	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
44 mins	Des Buratto	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
48 mins	Joe Czarfunee	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
52 mins	Aaron Thetires	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
52 mins	Player Name 76698	with a thunderous shot from distance
55 mins	Renee Sance	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
56 mins	Aaron Thetires	Repeated fouling
59 mins	Val Lay	after ref awarded a penalty
61 mins	Player Name 76697	Spitting
63 mins	Joe Czarfunee	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
67 mins	Val Lay	from the dressing room
71 mins	Des Buratto	with the hand of God
75 mins	Des Buratto	from the dressing room
79 mins	Player Name 76686	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
87 mins	Des Buratto	from the dressing room

Match Report

There's hopeless situations and there's the situation We Play Like Girls find themselves in after losing 19 - 1 to Westchester Lions. Relegation surely beckons this season.
Westchester Lions applauded their defenders off the pitch after a performance Moore, Butcher and Adams would have been proud of.
There's no excuse to miss a game. Player Name 76694 missed this game with the excuse "a night on the tiles. " After this defeat, it wasn't an excuse his manager accepted easily.
We Play Like Girls's goalie has the physique of Mr Muscle and all the stopping power of something that can't, and never will, stop a thing. Nothing. He's crap.
We Play Like Girls need to reassess they're attack. Their forwards are going nowhere. And slowly.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why We Play Like Girls go out in 5 4 1 Attacking formation we're still looking for it.
"We owe it all to the boss," babbled an excited fan after the Westchester Lions win. "The goals made such a difference to this game."
Even if We Play Like Girls took to the field in tanks they wouldn't have stopped Westchester Lions on this kind of form. You could say they'd have been tonked even in tanks.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Rainy

Soft Pitch