Match Report

	(10) 20	-	(0) 2
Queensway Tigers				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Casey Needzit 3, 14, 25 Ewan Whatarmy 7, 21, 47, 52 (pen), 63, 71, 74, 82 Stan Dup 11, 29, 35, 39, 60, 67 Justin Credible 17 Dick Tater 78 Fletcher Bisceps 86		Player Name 23073 46 Player Name 23077 78

Match Statistics

4 2 4	Formation	3 2 5
69	Possession	31
22	Shots	4
10	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	1
Continental	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Pantz		46
2	C.Mass		47
3	R.Kleiner	(58)	45
4	C.Needzit		44
5	A.Kaseltzer		45
6	F.Bisceps	(90)	45
7	J.Credible		45
8	D.Tater		47
9	S.Dup		42
10	E.Whatarmy		47
11	C.Needzit		48
12	W.Melon		0
13	W.Bago		0
14	H.Fire	(90)	48
15	B.Early		0
16	L.Stooth		0

1	P.Name 23062	31
2	P.Name 23063	0
3	P.Name 23066	0
4	P.Name 23067	34
5	P.Name 23071	26
6	P.Name 23073	32
7	P.Name 23076	32
8	P.Name 23077	39
9	P.Name 23078	0
10	P.Name 23070	30
11	P.Name 23074	30
12	P.Name 23072	0
13	P.Name 23064	0
14	P.Name 23061	0
15	P.Name 23075	0
16	P.Name 23069	0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Casey Needzit	with the bumcheek of God
7 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a great solo effort
11 mins	Stan Dup	with a brave flying header
14 mins	Casey Needzit	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
17 mins	Justin Credible	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
21 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	from a throw in
25 mins	Casey Needzit	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
29 mins	Stan Dup	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
30 mins	We Play Like Girls	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
35 mins	Stan Dup	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
39 mins	Stan Dup	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
43 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	blasted a penalty into row z
45 mins	We Play Like Girls	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
46 mins	Player Name 23073	with a powerful header into the top corner
47 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
52 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	after ref awarded a penalty
56 mins	Stan Dup	blasted a penalty into row z
58 mins	Rick Kleiner	Interfering with an opponent
60 mins	We Play Like Girls	changed from Attacking to Defensive
60 mins	Stan Dup	with a great volley from 10 yards out
63 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
67 mins	Stan Dup	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
71 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a lovely move from the right wing
74 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
78 mins	Dick Tater	with the hand of God
78 mins	Player Name 23077	from a free kick
82 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a great volley from 10 yards out
86 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
90 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	A mild concussion
90 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	blasted a penalty into row z

Match Report

We Play Like Girls would have come out of this match better off if a massive tidal wave had washed over them. The only tidal wave here was the 20 goals Queensway Tigers tucked away.
You could give Queensway Tigers's defence bearskin hats and stand them in a box outside Buckingham Palace. On current form they'd defend anything.
The ball was at the feet of the Queensway Tigers players so often you wouldn't have been wrong calling them greedy.
We Play Like Girls could save themselves some money next season by not bothering with a goalkeeper. They'd save a fortune on pies alone.
Queensway Tigers's manager Kathryn Preston has struck it lucky with his strikers. They're both like gold dust.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Queensway Tigers manager Kathryn Preston does. But 4 2 4 is not the best shape for them.
"Kathryn Preston has the Midas touch at the moment," his midfielder Fletcher Bisceps claimed in a post-match interview. "He's responsible for our golden performances."
Results that look like phone numbers? Maybe Queensway Tigers could reign themselves in for their next match and only try beating the opposition by a tennis score.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

Rainy

Soft Pitch