(6) 12 | - | (9) 19 | ||
Bluebells | We Play Like Girls | |||
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Division Pos:16 |
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Match Statistics | ||||
3 5 2 Attacking | Formation | 3 5 2 Attacking | ||
57 | Possession | 43 | ||
14 | Shots | 19 | ||
10 | Fouls | 13 | ||
0 | Yellow Cards | 0 | ||
0 | Red Cards | 0 | ||
3 | Offsides | 2 | ||
Continental | Style | Passing | ||
Counter Attack | Instruction | Defensive | ||
Normal | Aggression | Pansy | ||
Moulded | Boots | Studded | ||
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Time | Person | Description | ||
4 mins | Player Name 36894 | with a brave flying header | ||
9 mins | Player Name 36894 | with a belter from the halfway line | ||
11 mins | Player Name 37077 | with a dink right on the goal line | ||
13 mins | Player Name 36893 | with a lovely move from the right wing | ||
17 mins | Player Name 37077 | blasted a penalty into row z | ||
18 mins | Player Name 36894 | with a great volley from 10 yards out | ||
22 mins | Player Name 36894 | with a great chip from the left wing | ||
23 mins | Player Name 37077 | with a belter from his own half | ||
27 mins | Player Name 36883 | after a pigeon distracted the keeper | ||
28 mins | Player Name 37077 | with a strike from the left wing | ||
31 mins | Player Name 36894 | with a strike from the left wing | ||
34 mins | Player Name 37073 | with a dink right on the goal line | ||
36 mins | Player Name 36894 | with a little side heel inside the six yard box | ||
40 mins | Player Name 37076 | with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance | ||
44 mins | Player Name 36897 | with a brave flying header | ||
45 mins | Player Name 37076 | with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out | ||
49 mins | Player Name 36894 | with a great solo effort | ||
51 mins | Player Name 37074 | with a header from the penalty area | ||
53 mins | Player Name 36893 | with pin-point accuracy into the far corner | ||
57 mins | Player Name 37066 | with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out | ||
58 mins | Player Name 36894 | with a strike from the left wing | ||
59 mins | Player Name 36883 | A broken thumb | ||
62 mins | Player Name 37073 | with a header from the penalty area | ||
62 mins | Player Name 36894 | with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance | ||
65 mins | Player Name 36894 | from a goal kick | ||
68 mins | Player Name 37078 | with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar | ||
68 mins | Player Name 36894 | from a goal kick | ||
73 mins | Player Name 36894 | with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar | ||
77 mins | Player Name 36894 | from a goal kick | ||
79 mins | Player Name 37077 | blasted a penalty into row z | ||
82 mins | Player Name 36895 | with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out | ||
84 mins | Player Name 37077 | with a stunning effort that went in off the post | ||
86 mins | Player Name 36896 | blasted a penalty into row z | ||
89 mins | Player Name 37077 | with a brave flying header | ||
90 mins | Player Name 37074 | A sprained wrist | ||
90 mins | Player Name 36894 | with a flick on | ||
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Match Report |
Bluebells were laughed off the pitch by We Play Like Girls's players and supporters after a shameful display saw them lose a whopping 19 - 12. The We Play Like Girls defence was on form today, as Ashford And Simpson would say "Solid. Solid As A Rock." Bluebells's Player Name 37064 didn't show because he'd missed Eastenders during the week and need to catch up on events in the omnibus. Bluebells's goalie Player Name 37062 couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious. They say you can't pass a camel through the eye of a needle, but after We Play Like Girls's midfield stunning performance today you'd back them to have a good go. The ref had a few words with one of the Bluebells team for a reckless tackle. He would have booked him, but when asked for his name he said it was Mangbockverstschnivelnickle Xantiamarklebrumbunkle. The ref just put his book away. Player Name 36883 will miss 6 weeks after he hobbled off the pitch with a broken thumb. "I would do anything Nathan Storey asked of us," gushed defender Player Name 36883 after this useful win. "Tomorrow morning he's asked me to take his car shopping and service his wife. Or it might have been the other way round." Whatever they're putting in the water in the We Play Like Girls dressing room they should reduce the dosage to save opposition blushes. |
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