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MATCH REPORT
Sat, 23 Nov 2024 (Day: 44/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Thu, 17 Oct 2024
 
(6) 12 - (9) 19
Bluebells   We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:2
  Division Pos:16
 
Goal Scorers
Player Name 37077 11, 23, 28, 84, 89
Player Name 37073 34, 62
Player Name 37076 40, 45
Player Name 37074 51
Player Name 37066 57
Player Name 37078 68  
Player Name 36894 4, 9, 18, 22, 31, 36, 49, 58, 62, 65, 68, 73, 77, 90
Player Name 36893 13, 53
Player Name 36883 27
Player Name 36897 44
Player Name 36895 82  
 
Match Statistics
3 5 2 AttackingFormation3 5 2 Attacking
57Possession43
14Shots19
10Fouls13
0Yellow Cards0
0Red Cards0
3Offsides2
ContinentalStylePassing
Counter AttackInstructionDefensive
NormalAggressionPansy
MouldedBootsStudded
 
Player Ratings
1P.Name 3706229
2P.Name 370630
3P.Name 3706628
4P.Name 3706731
5P.Name 3707128
6P.Name 3707332
7P.Name 3707628
8P.Name 3707741
9P.Name 3707830
10P.Name 370700
11P.Name 37074 (90)30
12P.Name 370720
13P.Name 370640
14P.Name 37061 (90)33
15P.Name 370750
16P.Name 370690
1P.Name 3688226
2P.Name 36883 (59)32
3P.Name 3688628
4P.Name 3688729
5P.Name 3689129
6P.Name 3689327
7P.Name 3689627
8P.Name 3689744
9P.Name 3689830
10P.Name 3689032
11P.Name 3689433
12P.Name 368920
13P.Name 368840
14P.Name 368810
15P.Name 36895 (59)34
16P.Name 368890
 
Time   Person Description
 4 minsPlayer Name 36894with a brave flying header
 9 minsPlayer Name 36894with a belter from the halfway line
 11 minsPlayer Name 37077with a dink right on the goal line
 13 minsPlayer Name 36893with a lovely move from the right wing
 17 minsPlayer Name 37077blasted a penalty into row z
 18 minsPlayer Name 36894with a great volley from 10 yards out
 22 minsPlayer Name 36894with a great chip from the left wing
 23 minsPlayer Name 37077with a belter from his own half
 27 minsPlayer Name 36883after a pigeon distracted the keeper
 28 minsPlayer Name 37077with a strike from the left wing
 31 minsPlayer Name 36894with a strike from the left wing
 34 minsPlayer Name 37073with a dink right on the goal line
 36 minsPlayer Name 36894with a little side heel inside the six yard box
 40 minsPlayer Name 37076with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
 44 minsPlayer Name 36897with a brave flying header
 45 minsPlayer Name 37076with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
 49 minsPlayer Name 36894with a great solo effort
 51 minsPlayer Name 37074with a header from the penalty area
 53 minsPlayer Name 36893with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
 57 minsPlayer Name 37066with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
 58 minsPlayer Name 36894with a strike from the left wing
 59 minsPlayer Name 36883A broken thumb
 62 minsPlayer Name 37073with a header from the penalty area
 62 minsPlayer Name 36894with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
 65 minsPlayer Name 36894from a goal kick
 68 minsPlayer Name 37078with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
 68 minsPlayer Name 36894from a goal kick
 73 minsPlayer Name 36894with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
 77 minsPlayer Name 36894from a goal kick
 79 minsPlayer Name 37077blasted a penalty into row z
 82 minsPlayer Name 36895with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
 84 minsPlayer Name 37077with a stunning effort that went in off the post
 86 minsPlayer Name 36896blasted a penalty into row z
 89 minsPlayer Name 37077with a brave flying header
 90 minsPlayer Name 37074A sprained wrist
 90 minsPlayer Name 36894with a flick on
 
 
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Match Report
Bluebells were laughed off the pitch by We Play Like Girls's players and supporters after a shameful display saw them lose a whopping 19 - 12.
The We Play Like Girls defence was on form today, as Ashford And Simpson would say "Solid. Solid As A Rock."
Bluebells's Player Name 37064 didn't show because he'd missed Eastenders during the week and need to catch up on events in the omnibus.
Bluebells's goalie Player Name 37062 couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious.
They say you can't pass a camel through the eye of a needle, but after We Play Like Girls's midfield stunning performance today you'd back them to have a good go.
The ref had a few words with one of the Bluebells team for a reckless tackle. He would have booked him, but when asked for his name he said it was Mangbockverstschnivelnickle Xantiamarklebrumbunkle. The ref just put his book away.
Player Name 36883 will miss 6 weeks after he hobbled off the pitch with a broken thumb.
"I would do anything Nathan Storey asked of us," gushed defender Player Name 36883 after this useful win. "Tomorrow morning he's asked me to take his car shopping and service his wife. Or it might have been the other way round."
Whatever they're putting in the water in the We Play Like Girls dressing room they should reduce the dosage to save opposition blushes.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Billy Bludgeon
 
Normal
 
Normal Pitch
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