The Division Wed, 23 Oct 2024

	(12) 21	-	(0) 2
Red Marauders				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Lou Stooth 3, 19 Manuel Labor 7, 89 Herbie Voor 11 (pen), 15, 23, 27, 30, 45 (pen), 54 (pen), 70, 77, 82, 85 Jim Nasium 34 Mike Rohsopht 38 Emma Roids 41, 50, 66 Jim Nasium 62		Player Name 36892 60 Player Name 36896 89

Match Statistics
2 5 3		Formation		3 5 2 Attacking
69		Possession		31
21		Shots		4
8		Fouls		10
1		Yellow Cards		1
0		Red Cards		0
8		Offsides		2
Use Wings		Style		Passing
Attacking		Instruction		Defensive
Normal		Aggression		Pansy
Moulded		Boots		Studded

Player Ratings
1 J.Czarfunee (75) 48 2 M.Well 0 3 P.Pantz 0 4 M.Rohsopht (75) 45 5 J.Nasium 48 6 J.Nasium 48 7 A.Hugnkiss 48 8 M.Labor 47 9 H.Voor 48 10 E.Roids 48 11 L.Stooth (75) 48 12 B.Ender (75) (83) 45 13 A.Bomb (75) 47 14 A.Abet (75) 46 15 L.Nover 0 16 J.King 0		1 P.Name 36882 26 2 P.Name 36883 32 3 P.Name 36886 (57) 28 4 P.Name 36887 0 5 P.Name 36891 (41) 29 6 P.Name 36893 27 7 P.Name 36896 27 8 P.Name 36897 44 9 P.Name 36898 0 10 P.Name 36890 32 11 P.Name 36894 33 12 P.Name 36892 (41) 44 13 P.Name 36884 0 14 P.Name 36881 0 15 P.Name 36895 0 16 P.Name 36889 0

Time		Person	Description
3 mins		Lou Stooth	with a dink right on the goal line
7 mins		Manuel Labor	with a spectacular bicycle kick
11 mins		Herbie Voor	after ref awarded a penalty
15 mins		Herbie Voor	with a brave flying header
19 mins		Lou Stooth	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
23 mins		Herbie Voor	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
27 mins		Herbie Voor	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
30 mins		Herbie Voor	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
31 mins		Player Name 36896	scuffed a penalty
34 mins		Jim Nasium	from a free kick
38 mins		Mike Rohsopht	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
41 mins		Player Name 36891	A painful back injury
41 mins		Emma Roids	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
45 mins		Herbie Voor	after ref awarded a penalty
50 mins		Emma Roids	with a thunderous shot from distance
54 mins		Herbie Voor	after ref awarded a penalty
57 mins		Player Name 36886	Foul and abusive language
58 mins		Herbie Voor	scuffed a penalty
60 mins		Player Name 36892	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
62 mins		Jim Nasium	with a header from the penalty area
66 mins		Emma Roids	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
70 mins		Herbie Voor	with a brave flying header
75 mins		Red Marauders	changed from Use Wings to Passing
77 mins		Herbie Voor	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
82 mins		Herbie Voor	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
83 mins		Bart Ender	Fighting with fans
85 mins		Herbie Voor	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
89 mins		Manuel Labor	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
89 mins		Player Name 36896	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat

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Match Report

Red Marauders were very good value for this 21 - 2 massacre. At times it looked like they were the only team on the pitch. Unlike We Play Like Girls who couldn't even manage to play with themselves. The team's performance is credit to the Red Marauders manager Christian Heywood and his decision to send his team Curry night. How lame was Player Name 36898's excuse for missing this match? He claimed his non-appearance was due to got lost. We Play Like Girls's goalie Player Name 36882 did little to thwart Red Marauders's attack. In fact he did nothing at all. Crap. An almighty performance by Red Marauders's forwards, their game was like the contents of a carpet fitters pockets. Attack, attack, attack. The boss is meant to shape his team, Red Marauders manager Christian Heywood does. But 2 5 3 is not the best shape for them. "No credit to Christian Heywood", insisted We Play Like Girls manager, Nathan Storey, of his rival. "We pressed the self destruct button ourselves. null Apparently We Play Like Girls were promised a pint of beer for every goal they scored.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Brian Blinker	Hot	Normal Pitch