Match Report

	(1) 4	-	(5) 14
Red Marauders				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Emma Roids 13, 61, 80 Lou Stooth 47		Player Name 23074 5, 19, 24, 28, 56, 69, 74, 88 Player Name 23078 36 (pen), 51 Player Name 23076 46, 79 Player Name 23077 64 Lou Stooth 83 (og)

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	3 2 5
69	Possession	31
20	Shots	14
9	Fouls	10
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	0
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	J.Czarfunee		0
2	M.Well		0
3	P.Pantz		0
4	M.Rohsopht	(60)	45
5	J.Nasium		48
6	J.Nasium	(90)	48
7	A.Hugnkiss		0
8	M.Labor		47
9	H.Voor		0
10	E.Roids		48
11	L.Stooth		48
12	B.Ender		0
13	A.Bomb	(60)	47
14	A.Abet		0
15	L.Nover	(90)	48
16	J.King		0

1	P.Name 23062		0
2	P.Name 23063		32
3	P.Name 23066		30
4	P.Name 23067	(78)	34
5	P.Name 23071		26
6	P.Name 23073		32
7	P.Name 23076		32
8	P.Name 23077		39
9	P.Name 23078		28
10	P.Name 23070		30
11	P.Name 23074		30
12	P.Name 23072		0
13	P.Name 23064		0
14	P.Name 23061		0
15	P.Name 23075		0
16	P.Name 23069	(78) (90)	34


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Player Name 23074	with a belter from the halfway line
13 mins	Emma Roids	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
19 mins	Player Name 23074	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
24 mins	Player Name 23074	from a corner
25 mins	Emma Roids	blasted a penalty into row z
28 mins	Player Name 23074	with a brave flying header
30 mins	We Play Like Girls	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
36 mins	Player Name 23078	after ref awarded a penalty
41 mins	Player Name 23076	blasted a penalty into row z
45 mins	We Play Like Girls	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
46 mins	Player Name 23076	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
47 mins	Lou Stooth	from a goal kick
51 mins	Player Name 23078	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
56 mins	Player Name 23074	from a throw in
60 mins	We Play Like Girls	changed from Attacking to Defensive
60 mins	Red Marauders	changed from Use Wings to Passing
60 mins	Red Marauders	changed from Normal to Nutter
61 mins	Emma Roids	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
64 mins	Player Name 23077	with a header from the penalty area
69 mins	Player Name 23074	with a great chip from the left wing
74 mins	Player Name 23074	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
78 mins	Player Name 23067	A mild concussion
79 mins	Player Name 23076	with a spectacular bicycle kick
80 mins	Emma Roids	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
83 mins	Lou Stooth	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
88 mins	Player Name 23074	with a spectacular bicycle kick
90 mins	Player Name 23069	Time wasting
90 mins	Jim Nasium	A mild concussion

Match Report

The groundsmen are going to be working overtime to repair the penalty areas after We Play Like Girls barely left them for the duration of this 14 - 4 massacre of Red Marauders.
Red Marauders show plenty of potential. But that's all it is. Potential. Effective use of training could see it become reality.
Player Name 23062's no-show for We Play Like Girls was due to running out of petrol on the way to the ground. His manager said that although his tank was empty, he was full of it.
Quite why Red Marauders's Lou Stooth had his shorts on his head and the ball tucked up his shirt when he fell over his own goal line remains a mystery. Mafia interference is the most probable explanation.
Red Marauders's forwards are way out of form, the only thing they've been getting in a net recently are satsumas.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Red Marauders's Christian Heywood is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 2 5 3 formation.
"The one thing the manager has given us is grit, determination and resolve," claimed We Play Like Girls defender Player Name 23067.
Being beaten by a tennis score is nothing to be proud of. Neither is falling in love with a tennis player. To them love means nothing.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Snowy

Frozen Pitch