The Division Fri, 25 Oct 2024

	(9) 18	-	(7) 14
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Player Name 32994 6, 30, 63 Player Name 32997 11, 21, 35, 45 Player Name 32990 16, 56 Player Name 32987 25, 59 Player Name 32998 40, 79, 82 Player Name 32983 67 Player Name 32992 75, 86 Player Name 32986 90		Player Name 16694 6, 51, 89 Player Name 16686 13 Player Name 16696 18, 29, 57 Player Name 16690 23 (pen) Player Name 16697 34, 46 Player Name 16698 40, 68, 85 Player Name 16693 79

Match Statistics
4 5 1		Formation		3 5 2 Attacking
57		Possession		43
19		Shots		14
17		Fouls		13
1		Yellow Cards		0
0		Red Cards		0
2		Offsides		1
Longball		Style		Continental
Attacking		Instruction		Attacking
Normal		Aggression		Normal
Blades		Boots		Studded

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 32982 28 2 P.Name 32983 (59) 29 3 P.Name 32986 27 4 P.Name 32987 30 5 P.Name 32991 32 6 P.Name 32993 26 7 P.Name 32996 0 8 P.Name 32997 (55) 38 9 P.Name 32998 28 10 P.Name 32990 30 11 P.Name 32994 30 12 P.Name 32992 (55) 42 13 P.Name 32984 0 14 P.Name 32981 0 15 P.Name 32995 0 16 P.Name 32989 0		1 P.Name 16682 28 2 P.Name 16683 29 3 P.Name 16686 26 4 P.Name 16687 29 5 P.Name 16691 0 6 P.Name 16693 29 7 P.Name 16696 27 8 P.Name 16697 42 9 P.Name 16698 26 10 P.Name 16690 34 11 P.Name 16694 29 12 P.Name 16692 0 13 P.Name 16684 0 14 P.Name 16681 0 15 P.Name 16695 0 16 P.Name 16689 0

Time		Person	Description
6 mins		Player Name 32994	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
6 mins		Player Name 16694	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
11 mins		Player Name 32997	with the bumcheek of God
13 mins		Player Name 16686	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
16 mins		Player Name 32990	from a corner
18 mins		Player Name 16696	from a free kick
21 mins		Player Name 32997	from a free kick
23 mins		Player Name 16690	after ref awarded a penalty
25 mins		Player Name 32987	from the dressing room
29 mins		Player Name 16696	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
30 mins		Player Name 32994	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
34 mins		Player Name 16697	with a powerful header into the top corner
35 mins		Player Name 32997	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
40 mins		Player Name 32998	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
40 mins		Player Name 16698	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
45 mins		Player Name 32997	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
46 mins		Player Name 16697	from the dressing room
51 mins		Player Name 32982	blasted a penalty into row z
51 mins		Player Name 16694	from a throw in
55 mins		Player Name 32997	A sprained wrist
56 mins		Player Name 32990	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
57 mins		Player Name 16696	with the hand of God
59 mins		Player Name 32983	Repeated fouling
59 mins		Player Name 32987	with a great chip from the left wing
63 mins		Player Name 32994	from a corner
67 mins		Player Name 32983	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
68 mins		Player Name 16698	with a lovely move from the right wing
73 mins		Player Name 16693	blasted a penalty into row z
75 mins		Player Name 32992	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
79 mins		Player Name 32998	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
79 mins		Player Name 16693	with a dink right on the goal line
82 mins		Player Name 32998	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
85 mins		Player Name 16698	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
86 mins		Player Name 32992	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
89 mins		Player Name 16694	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
90 mins		Player Name 32986	with the hand of God

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Match Report

On their day, We Play Like Girls are one of those sides who can get a result. This day wasn't it. Wasn't even nearly it as their lack of almost everything got what it deserved. A 18 - 14 drubbing from We Play Like Girls. We Play Like Girls's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today. Player Name 16689 didn't show for his team because he had better things to do than kick a bag of wind around a patch of grass with a bunch of overweight losers. We Play Like Girls's hardworking midfield is behind all that's good in the team's play. The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why We Play Like Girls go out in 3 5 2 Attacking formation we're still looking for it. "I would do anything Frank Sanders asked of us," gushed striker Player Name 32997 after this useful win. "Tomorrow morning he's asked me to take his car shopping and service his wife. Or it might have been the other way round." We Play Like Girls were so out of their depth even a lifeboat couldn't have saved them from this result.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Wilmot Piddlethwaite	Windy	Hard Pitch