The Division Wed, 30 Oct 2024

	(1) 3	-	(11) 23
Elk City				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Player Name 39627 33, 77 Player Name 39623 46		Player Name 23074 3, 6, 18, 21, 24, 42, 60, 67, 70, 77, 80, 86 Player Name 23077 9, 15, 31, 51, 58 Player Name 23066 35 Player Name 23067 38 Player Name 23073 54 Player Name 23078 64, 83 Player Name 23063 73

Match Statistics
3 4 3		Formation		3 2 5
40		Possession		60
9		Shots		24
8		Fouls		8
1		Yellow Cards		1
0		Red Cards		0
5		Offsides		6
Passing		Style		Longball
Counter Attack		Instruction		Defensive
Pansy		Aggression		Pansy
Blades		Boots		Moulded

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 39622 28 2 P.Name 39623 29 3 P.Name 39626 0 4 P.Name 39627 32 5 P.Name 39631 26 6 P.Name 39633 29 7 P.Name 39636 27 8 P.Name 39637 (58) 44 9 P.Name 39638 0 10 P.Name 39630 0 11 P.Name 39634 33 12 P.Name 39632 0 13 P.Name 39624 0 14 P.Name 39621 0 15 P.Name 39635 0 16 P.Name 39629 0		1 P.Name 23062 31 2 P.Name 23063 32 3 P.Name 23066 30 4 P.Name 23067 34 5 P.Name 23071 26 6 P.Name 23073 32 7 P.Name 23076 (61) 32 8 P.Name 23077 39 9 P.Name 23078 28 10 P.Name 23070 30 11 P.Name 23074 30 12 P.Name 23072 0 13 P.Name 23064 0 14 P.Name 23061 0 15 P.Name 23075 0 16 P.Name 23069 0

Time		Person	Description
3 mins		Player Name 23074	with a flick on
6 mins		Player Name 23074	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
9 mins		Player Name 23077	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
13 mins		Player Name 23074	scuffed a penalty
15 mins		Player Name 23077	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
18 mins		Player Name 23074	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
21 mins		Player Name 23074	with a brave flying header
24 mins		Player Name 23074	with a belter from his own half
28 mins		Player Name 23077	blasted a penalty into row z
30 mins		We Play Like Girls	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
31 mins		Player Name 23077	with a powerful header into the top corner
33 mins		Player Name 39627	with a dink right on the goal line
35 mins		Player Name 23066	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
38 mins		Player Name 23067	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
42 mins		Player Name 23074	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
45 mins		We Play Like Girls	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
46 mins		Player Name 39623	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
48 mins		Player Name 23077	blasted a penalty into row z
51 mins		Player Name 23077	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
54 mins		Player Name 23073	with a lovely move from the right wing
58 mins		Player Name 39637	No apparent reason
58 mins		Player Name 23077	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
60 mins		We Play Like Girls	changed from Attacking to Defensive
60 mins		Player Name 23074	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
61 mins		Player Name 23076	Flying a kite
64 mins		Player Name 23078	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
67 mins		Player Name 23074	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
70 mins		Player Name 23074	with a great solo effort
73 mins		Player Name 23063	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
77 mins		Player Name 39627	from a throw in
77 mins		Player Name 23074	with a flick on
80 mins		Player Name 23074	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
83 mins		Player Name 23078	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
86 mins		Player Name 23074	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
89 mins		Player Name 23074	scuffed a penalty

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Match Report

Football can be a cruel mistress. We Play Like Girls are a side who appeared not only to go to sleep when the goals were scored, but for the entire 90 minutes. At the final whistle they were fortunate the damage only stood at 23 - 3. When We Play Like Girls's defence get bored of football they could become Permanent Felt Tips. On today's impressive display they're all Magic Markers. Player Name 23072 was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex. Money can't buy the kind of form which saw We Play Like Girls's Player Name 23074 score with a little side heel inside the six yard box. It wasn't the only time his name appeared on the scoresheet, he was on it 12 times before the final whistle. At every opportunity We Play Like Girls's midfield passed. If this was their passing exam, they'd have passed. The boss is meant to shape his team, We Play Like Girls manager Vince Mcmahon does. But 3 2 5 is not the best shape for them. They just don't look like they can stop winning at the moment. If they keep it up, the only way is up for We Play Like Girls. We Play Like Girls looked dangerous with every foray into the Elk City half. Actually, that should read were dangerous seeing as the scored almost every time they caught sight of the Elk City goal.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Terence Trendy	Snowy	Muddy Pitch