Match Report

	(2) 5	-	(4) 11
Queensway Tigers				Red Marauders
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Casey Needzit 17, 34 (pen), 74 Stan Dup 50, 63		Emma Roids 13, 20, 37, 55 Lou Stooth 26, 61, 67, 73 Casey Needzit 49 (og) Jim Nasium 78 Dick Tater 84 (og)

Match Statistics

4 2 4	Formation	2 5 3
39	Possession	61
11	Shots	16
13	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Pantz		46
2	C.Mass		47
3	R.Kleiner	(65)	45
4	C.Needzit		44
5	A.Kaseltzer		45
6	F.Bisceps		0
7	J.Credible		45
8	D.Tater		47
9	S.Dup		42
10	E.Whatarmy		0
11	C.Needzit		48
12	W.Melon		0
13	W.Bago		0
14	H.Fire		0
15	B.Early		0
16	L.Stooth		0

1	J.Czarfunee	(75)	48
2	M.Well		0
3	P.Pantz		0
4	M.Rohsopht	(75)	45
5	J.Nasium		48
6	J.Nasium	(63)	48
7	A.Hugnkiss		48
8	M.Labor		47
9	H.Voor		0
10	E.Roids		48
11	L.Stooth	(75)	48
12	B.Ender	(75)	45
13	A.Bomb	(75)	47
14	A.Abet	(75)	46
15	L.Nover		0
16	J.King		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Lou Stooth	scuffed a penalty
13 mins	Emma Roids	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
17 mins	Casey Needzit	with the hand of God
20 mins	Emma Roids	with a lovely move from the right wing
26 mins	Lou Stooth	with a great volley from 10 yards out
31 mins	Lou Stooth	scuffed a penalty
34 mins	Casey Needzit	after ref awarded a penalty
37 mins	Emma Roids	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
43 mins	Lou Stooth	blasted a penalty into row z
49 mins	Casey Needzit	with an own goal
50 mins	Stan Dup	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
55 mins	Emma Roids	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
61 mins	Lou Stooth	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
63 mins	Jim Nasium	Repeated diving
63 mins	Stan Dup	with a lovely move from the right wing
65 mins	Rick Kleiner	Time wasting
67 mins	Lou Stooth	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
73 mins	Lou Stooth	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
74 mins	Casey Needzit	with a powerful header into the top corner
75 mins	Red Marauders	changed from Use Wings to Passing
78 mins	Jim Nasium	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
84 mins	Dick Tater	with an own goal

Match Report

A win for Red Marauders sees them climb in the division to 4th position.
If he leads by example then Queensway Tigers manager Kathryn Preston must be a born loser. Back to the white board.
As they slipped to this defeat Queensway Tigers could have done with Brighton Early turning up. His no show was due to misplaced his underpants
Golden rules: always make sure you are facing the opposition goal. Always make sure the goalie you are heading for doesn't look like the guy who gives you a lift home after games. Unlike Dick Tater do not put the ball into your own net. It's not big. It's not clever.
An incredible display by Red Marauders's midfield. They were like a moron on Mastermind. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass…
Red Marauders's Christian Heywood is clearly deeply in love with 2 5 3. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"What we saw out there today," explained manager Kathryn Preston, "was a continuance of what we have seen most of the season - that is, various clubs beating each other."
A good day at the office for this sparky Red Marauders side, this was three of the easiest points Red Marauders will bag all season.

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Cecil Dingberry

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