The Division Fri, 1 Nov 2024

	(3) 5	-	(11) 22
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Player Name 38906 12 (og) Player Name 32996 23 Player Name 32998 35, 84 Player Name 38903 59 (og)		Player Name 32987 3 (og) Player Name 38914 5, 11 (pen), 31, 37, 52, 58, 84 Player Name 38911 8 Player Name 38916 15, 28 Player Name 38918 22, 43, 49, 88 Player Name 38903 34 Player Name 38907 55 Player Name 38910 62, 81 Player Name 38913 68 Player Name 38906 72 Player Name 32990 75 (og)

Match Statistics
4 5 1		Formation		3 1 3 1 2
41		Possession		59
11		Shots		22
17		Fouls		8
1		Yellow Cards		1
0		Red Cards		0
1		Offsides		1
Longball		Style		Continental
Attacking		Instruction		Counter Attack
Normal		Aggression		Pansy
Blades		Boots		Blades

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 32982 28 2 P.Name 32983 0 3 P.Name 32986 27 4 P.Name 32987 (62) 30 5 P.Name 32991 0 6 P.Name 32993 0 7 P.Name 32996 31 8 P.Name 32997 38 9 P.Name 32998 28 10 P.Name 32990 30 11 P.Name 32994 0 12 P.Name 32992 0 13 P.Name 32984 0 14 P.Name 32981 0 15 P.Name 32995 0 16 P.Name 32989 0		1 P.Name 38902 26 2 P.Name 38903 33 3 P.Name 38906 27 4 P.Name 38907 (90) 35 5 P.Name 38911 28 6 P.Name 38913 27 7 P.Name 38916 28 8 P.Name 38917 41 9 P.Name 38918 29 10 P.Name 38910 31 11 P.Name 38914 28 12 P.Name 38912 0 13 P.Name 38904 0 14 P.Name 38901 0 15 P.Name 38915 0 16 P.Name 38909 0

Time		Person	Description
3 mins		Player Name 32987	with an own goal
5 mins		Player Name 38914	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
8 mins		Player Name 38911	from a goal kick
11 mins		Player Name 38914	after ref awarded a penalty
12 mins		Player Name 38906	with an own goal
15 mins		Player Name 38916	from a goal kick
18 mins		Player Name 38914	blasted a penalty into row z
22 mins		Player Name 38918	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
23 mins		Player Name 32996	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
25 mins		Player Name 38916	blasted a penalty into row z
28 mins		Player Name 38916	with the hand of God
31 mins		Player Name 38914	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
34 mins		Player Name 38903	with a dink right on the goal line
35 mins		Player Name 32998	with a header from the penalty area
37 mins		Player Name 38914	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
40 mins		Player Name 38918	scuffed a penalty
43 mins		Player Name 38918	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
46 mins		Player Name 38918	blasted a penalty into row z
49 mins		Player Name 38918	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
52 mins		Player Name 38914	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
55 mins		Player Name 38907	with a great volley from 10 yards out
58 mins		Player Name 38914	with a header from the penalty area
59 mins		Player Name 38903	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
62 mins		Player Name 32987	Annoying the referee
62 mins		Player Name 38910	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
65 mins		Player Name 38914	blasted a penalty into row z
68 mins		Player Name 38913	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
71 mins		Player Name 32982	blasted a penalty into row z
72 mins		Player Name 38906	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
75 mins		Player Name 32990	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
81 mins		Player Name 38910	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
84 mins		Player Name 32998	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
84 mins		Player Name 38914	with a strike from the left wing
88 mins		Player Name 38918	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
90 mins		Player Name 38907	Scrapping

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Match Report

The groundsmen are going to be working overtime to repair the penalty areas after We Play Like Girls barely left them for the duration of this 22 - 5 massacre of We Play Like Girls. John Eaton is starting to look like The Pied Piper, his inspirational coaching sees the We Play Like Girls team following his every instruction and dancing to his tune. Player Name 32984 missed the game through severe trauma when girl he'd dumped nine months ago called to say he was a dad. Quite how We Play Like Girls's Player Name 32990 got as confused as he did about which was his team was playing is anyone's guess. He left nothing to chance when he blasted the ball past his own keeper. If We Play Like Girls's defence was a boat, the holes it sprung today would call for a life jacket. Sinking, like their team's season. We Play Like Girls's John Eaton is clearly deeply in love with 3 1 3 1 2. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order. After today's game, a group of enthusiastic fans began organising a collection in the pub. "We want to build a statue of John Eaton!" they explained. For all the resistance We Play Like Girls offered as wave upon wave of We Play Like Girls attack rained down on them, you have to wonder if this game was actually being played on the same pitch.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Wilmot Piddlethwaite	Rainy	Soft Pitch