The Division Sun, 3 Nov 2024

	(4) 9	-	(10) 22
We Play Like Girls				Red Marauders
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:3

Goal Scorers
Player Name 46918 24, 38, 59, 74 Player Name 46914 31, 45, 52, 66, 83		Lou Stooth 3, 16, 62 Jim Nasium 7 Herbie Voor 12, 20, 50 (pen), 53 (pen), 79 Mike Rohsopht 24, 42, 71 Manuel Labor 28, 66 Emma Roids 33, 37, 57, 83, 87, 90 Amanda Hugnkiss 46 Bart Ender 75

Match Statistics
4 3 3 Attacking		Formation		2 5 3
30		Possession		70
9		Shots		23
10		Fouls		8
1		Yellow Cards		1
0		Red Cards		0
1		Offsides		5
Longball		Style		Use Wings
Defensive		Instruction		Attacking
Pansy		Aggression		Normal
Blades		Boots		Moulded

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 46902 31 2 P.Name 46903 (51) 30 3 P.Name 46906 27 4 P.Name 46907 34 5 P.Name 46911 29 6 P.Name 46913 32 7 P.Name 46916 31 8 P.Name 46917 (79) 39 9 P.Name 46918 28 10 P.Name 46910 34 11 P.Name 46914 28 12 P.Name 46912 (79) 39 13 P.Name 46904 0 14 P.Name 46901 0 15 P.Name 46915 0 16 P.Name 46909 0		1 J.Czarfunee (75) 48 2 M.Well 0 3 P.Pantz (38) 48 4 M.Rohsopht 46 5 J.Nasium 0 6 J.Nasium 48 7 A.Hugnkiss 48 8 M.Labor 47 9 H.Voor 48 10 E.Roids 48 11 L.Stooth (75) 48 12 B.Ender (75) 45 13 A.Bomb 0 14 A.Abet (75) 46 15 L.Nover 0 16 J.King 0

Time		Person	Description
3 mins		Lou Stooth	with a brave flying header
7 mins		Jim Nasium	with a strike from the left wing
9 mins		Player Name 46913	scuffed a penalty
12 mins		Herbie Voor	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
16 mins		Player Name 46913	blasted a penalty into row z
16 mins		Lou Stooth	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
20 mins		Herbie Voor	with a great chip from the left wing
24 mins		Player Name 46918	with a great solo effort
24 mins		Mike Rohsopht	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
28 mins		Manuel Labor	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
31 mins		Player Name 46914	from a goal kick
33 mins		Emma Roids	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
37 mins		Emma Roids	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
38 mins		Peter Pantz	Annoying the referee
38 mins		Player Name 46918	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
42 mins		Mike Rohsopht	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
45 mins		Player Name 46914	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
46 mins		Amanda Hugnkiss	with a flick on
50 mins		Herbie Voor	after ref awarded a penalty
51 mins		Player Name 46903	Spitting
52 mins		Player Name 46914	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
53 mins		Herbie Voor	after ref awarded a penalty
57 mins		Emma Roids	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
59 mins		Player Name 46918	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
62 mins		Lou Stooth	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
66 mins		Player Name 46914	with a strike from the left wing
66 mins		Manuel Labor	with a brave flying header
71 mins		Mike Rohsopht	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
74 mins		Player Name 46918	with a thunderous shot from distance
75 mins		Red Marauders	changed from Use Wings to Passing
75 mins		Bart Ender	with a belter from his own half
79 mins		Player Name 46917	A mild concussion
79 mins		Herbie Voor	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
83 mins		Player Name 46914	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
83 mins		Emma Roids	with a great solo effort
87 mins		Emma Roids	with the hand of God
90 mins		Emma Roids	with a belter from his own half

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Match Report

On this kind of form Red Marauders look unstoppable. Most of their shots were too which accounts for the incredible 22 - 9 scoreline. Today Red Marauders's defence were as hard to pass as the Dog And Duck on Free Lager day. Player Name 46915 was about to set off to the game when he discovered a racehorse in the back of his car. Turns out it was Shergar. He missed the game due to helping police with their enquiries. Making a name for himself with 6 goals, Red Marauders's Emma Roids was outstanding. Red Marauders's midfield marvels deserved the credit after putting in more crosses than a year's worth of Pools Coupons. There are less suitable formations for Red Marauders's squad than 2 5 3, but Christian Heywood would be advised to ignore those too. If Red Marauders are this season's runaway train, next week's opposition must be hoping there'll be a derailment soon. We Play Like Girls are going to find their blindfolds pretty useful when the manger introduces a firing squad in training after this humiliating defeat.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Terrence Frisk	Windy	Hard Pitch