The Division Mon, 11 Nov 2024

	(1) 6	-	(13) 24
We Play Like Girls				Red Marauders
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:3

Goal Scorers
Player Name 18866 30 Player Name 18878 49, 61, 71 Player Name 18870 79 Player Name 18867 85		Lou Stooth 4, 13, 23, 36, 39, 49, 52, 72 Amanda Hugnkiss 7 Herbie Voor 10 (pen), 27 (pen), 34 (pen), 43 (pen), 59, 66, 69, 79, 82, 89 (pen) Mike Rohsopht 17, 20 Emma Roids 30 Player Name 18866 56 (og) Adam Bomb 85

Match Statistics
3 6 1		Formation		2 5 3
31		Possession		69
9		Shots		24
3		Fouls		9
0		Yellow Cards		2
0		Red Cards		0
2		Offsides		6
Passing		Style		Use Wings
Attacking		Instruction		Attacking
Normal		Aggression		Normal
Studded		Boots		Moulded

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 18862 0 2 P.Name 18863 29 3 P.Name 18866 25 4 P.Name 18867 33 5 P.Name 18871 30 6 P.Name 18873 0 7 P.Name 18876 28 8 W.Bago 45 9 P.Name 18878 24 10 P.Name 18870 34 11 P.Name 18874 33 12 B.Tagg 0 13 P.Name 18864 0 14 P.Name 18861 0 15 P.Name 18875 0 16 P.Name 18869 0		1 J.Czarfunee 48 2 M.Well 0 3 P.Pantz (43) 48 4 M.Rohsopht (75) 45 5 J.Nasium 48 6 J.Nasium 48 7 A.Hugnkiss (77) 48 8 M.Labor 47 9 H.Voor 48 10 E.Roids (62) 48 11 L.Stooth (75) 48 12 B.Ender (75) 45 13 A.Bomb (75) 47 14 A.Abet 0 15 L.Nover (62) 48 16 J.King 0

Time		Person	Description
4 mins		Lou Stooth	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
7 mins		Amanda Hugnkiss	with a belter from his own half
10 mins		Herbie Voor	after ref awarded a penalty
13 mins		Lou Stooth	with a brave flying header
17 mins		Mike Rohsopht	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
20 mins		Mike Rohsopht	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
23 mins		Lou Stooth	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
27 mins		Herbie Voor	after ref awarded a penalty
30 mins		Player Name 18866	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
30 mins		Emma Roids	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
34 mins		Herbie Voor	after ref awarded a penalty
36 mins		Lou Stooth	with a powerful header into the top corner
39 mins		Lou Stooth	with a great chip from the left wing
43 mins		Peter Pantz	Shirt pulling
43 mins		Herbie Voor	after ref awarded a penalty
49 mins		Player Name 18878	with a brave flying header
49 mins		Lou Stooth	with a header from the penalty area
52 mins		Lou Stooth	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
56 mins		Player Name 18866	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
59 mins		Herbie Voor	with a great solo effort
61 mins		Player Name 18878	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
62 mins		Emma Roids	A mild concussion
63 mins		Herbie Voor	blasted a penalty into row z
66 mins		Herbie Voor	with the bumcheek of God
69 mins		Herbie Voor	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
71 mins		Player Name 18878	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
72 mins		Lou Stooth	with a great volley from 10 yards out
75 mins		Red Marauders	changed from Use Wings to Passing
77 mins		Amanda Hugnkiss	Interfering with an opponent
79 mins		Player Name 18870	with a great chip from the left wing
79 mins		Herbie Voor	with a lovely move from the right wing
82 mins		Herbie Voor	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
85 mins		Player Name 18867	with a powerful header into the top corner
85 mins		Adam Bomb	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
89 mins		Herbie Voor	after ref awarded a penalty

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Match Report

We Play Like Girls would have come out of this match better off if a massive tidal wave had washed over them. The only tidal wave here was the 24 goals Red Marauders tucked away. The Tory Party look more organised than this lot. We Play Like Girls manager Matt Gomolchak is lucky to still have a job after today's effort. Red Marauders had the lion's share of possession. The lion wasn't too pleased, but like We Play Like Girls his skills weren't up to taking the ball off them either. As own goals go, Player Name 18866's peach was as magnificent as it was tragic. Like a box of damp matches, the We Play Like Girls forward line is full of useless strikers. Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 2 5 3 was a good stab, unfortunately for Christian Heywood most of his squad are best on the bench. "We may have rubbed it in his face," Red Marauders manager Christian Heywood said of his defeated opposite number Matt Gomolchak". "But the was a mess of his own making." Results that look like phone numbers? Maybe Red Marauders could reign themselves in for their next match and only try beating the opposition by a tennis score.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Michael McLintock	Normal	Hard Pitch