Match Report

	(10) 22	-	(3) 7
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Player Name 16694 4, 19, 30, 61, 79, 85 Player Name 16690 7 (pen), 55 Player Name 16696 10, 69 Player Name 16698 16, 23, 37, 48, 58 Player Name 16686 27 (pen), 41 Player Name 16691 51, 65, 82 Player Name 16697 73 Player Name 16687 76		Player Name 32996 12, 37, 48 Player Name 16686 24 (og) Player Name 32997 59, 71 Player Name 32986 83

Match Statistics

3 5 2 Attacking	Formation	4 5 1
64	Possession	36
23	Shots	9
10	Fouls	18
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 16682		28
2	P.Name 16683		0
3	P.Name 16686	(44)	26
4	P.Name 16687		29
5	P.Name 16691		27
6	P.Name 16693		0
7	P.Name 16696	(88)	27
8	P.Name 16697		42
9	P.Name 16698		26
10	P.Name 16690		34
11	P.Name 16694		29
12	P.Name 16692	(88)	43
13	P.Name 16684	(44)	26
14	P.Name 16681		0
15	P.Name 16695		0
16	P.Name 16689		0

1	P.Name 32982		28
2	P.Name 32983	(59)	29
3	P.Name 32986	(44)	27
4	P.Name 32987		0
5	P.Name 32991		0
6	P.Name 32993		26
7	P.Name 32996		31
8	P.Name 32997		38
9	P.Name 32998		0
10	P.Name 32990		0
11	P.Name 32994		0
12	P.Name 32992		0
13	P.Name 32984		0
14	P.Name 32981		0
15	P.Name 32995	(59)	34
16	P.Name 32989		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Player Name 16694	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
7 mins	Player Name 16690	after ref awarded a penalty
10 mins	Player Name 16696	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
12 mins	Player Name 32996	with a spectacular bicycle kick
13 mins	Player Name 16694	scuffed a penalty
16 mins	Player Name 16698	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
19 mins	Player Name 16694	from a throw in
23 mins	Player Name 16698	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
24 mins	Player Name 16686	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
27 mins	Player Name 16686	after ref awarded a penalty
30 mins	Player Name 16694	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
34 mins	Player Name 16686	blasted a penalty into row z
37 mins	Player Name 16698	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
37 mins	Player Name 32996	with a great volley from 10 yards out
41 mins	Player Name 16686	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
44 mins	Player Name 32986	Repeated diving
44 mins	Player Name 16686	A broken leg
48 mins	Player Name 16698	with a great chip from the left wing
48 mins	Player Name 32996	from the dressing room
51 mins	Player Name 16691	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
55 mins	Player Name 16690	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
58 mins	Player Name 16698	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
59 mins	Player Name 32983	A mild concussion
59 mins	Player Name 32997	with a lovely move from the right wing
61 mins	Player Name 16694	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
65 mins	Player Name 16691	with a thunderous shot from distance
69 mins	Player Name 16696	with a great solo effort
71 mins	Player Name 32997	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
73 mins	Player Name 16697	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
76 mins	Player Name 16687	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
79 mins	Player Name 16694	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
82 mins	Player Name 16691	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
83 mins	Player Name 32986	with a brave flying header
85 mins	Player Name 16694	with a belter from the halfway line
88 mins	Player Name 16696	A mild concussion

Match Report

This game could have so easily ended in a draw had We Play Like Girls not conceded so many unnecessary goals. Even if you take out a couple of unlucky ones and a few they could do nothing about you're still not close to explaining how they conceded 22 goals.
The team's performance is credit to the We Play Like Girls manager Will Simmonds and his decision to send his team Visit disco.
Player Name 16689 completely forgot he was supposed to be playing football. He spent the morning with that feeling that he'd forgotten to do something… which of course he had.
It was such a bad match for We Play Like Girls goalie Player Name 32982 that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch.
You could give We Play Like Girls's defence bearskin hats and stand them in a box outside Buckingham Palace. On current form they'd defend anything.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 3 5 2 Attacking formation look impressive, We Play Like Girls however make it look very ordinary.
"This game is all about being a tight knit unit when it counts," rallied an angry Frank Sanders. "We looked like a sweater knitted by my gran. Full of holes."
It's not so much a yardstick that We Play Like Girls provide for others to gauge their performance, it's more of a floor mop that the opposition use to clean up with.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

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