Match Report

	(4) 7	-	(12) 24
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Player Name 18878 9, 90 Player Name 18876 20, 32 Player Name 18873 44 (pen), 78 Player Name 18867 67 (pen)		Player Name 18874 4 (og) Player Name 46914 8, 11, 18, 21, 25 Player Name 46918 14, 89 Player Name 46917 29, 57 Player Name 46913 33 (pen), 36, 40, 43, 50, 54, 61, 65, 68, 75, 79, 82, 86 Player Name 46903 72

Match Statistics

3 6 1	Formation	4 3 3 Attacking
60	Possession	40
16	Shots	24
10	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 18862	(90)	31
2	P.Name 18863	(60)	29
3	P.Name 18866		0
4	P.Name 18867		33
5	P.Name 18871		0
6	P.Name 18873		32
7	P.Name 18876		28
8	W.Bago		45
9	P.Name 18878		24
10	P.Name 18870		0
11	P.Name 18874		33
12	B.Tagg		0
13	P.Name 18864	(90)	29
14	P.Name 18861		0
15	P.Name 18875		0
16	P.Name 18869		0

1	P.Name 46902		31
2	P.Name 46903		30
3	P.Name 46906	(90)	27
4	P.Name 46907		34
5	P.Name 46911		29
6	P.Name 46913		32
7	P.Name 46916		31
8	P.Name 46917		39
9	P.Name 46918		28
10	P.Name 46910		34
11	P.Name 46914		28
12	P.Name 46912		0
13	P.Name 46904		0
14	P.Name 46901		0
15	P.Name 46915		0
16	P.Name 46909		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Player Name 18874	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
8 mins	Player Name 46914	with the bumcheek of God
9 mins	Player Name 18878	from a throw in
11 mins	Player Name 46914	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
14 mins	Player Name 46918	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
18 mins	Player Name 46914	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
20 mins	Player Name 18876	with the hand of God
21 mins	Player Name 46914	with a great solo effort
25 mins	Player Name 46914	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
29 mins	Player Name 46917	from a throw in
32 mins	Player Name 18876	with the hand of God
33 mins	Player Name 46913	after ref awarded a penalty
36 mins	Player Name 46913	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
40 mins	Player Name 46913	with the hand of God
43 mins	Player Name 46913	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
44 mins	Player Name 18873	after ref awarded a penalty
47 mins	Player Name 46913	scuffed a penalty
50 mins	Player Name 46913	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
54 mins	Player Name 46913	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
56 mins	Player Name 18878	blasted a penalty into row z
57 mins	Player Name 46917	with a spectacular bicycle kick
60 mins	Player Name 18863	High kicking
61 mins	Player Name 46913	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
65 mins	Player Name 46913	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
67 mins	Player Name 18867	after ref awarded a penalty
68 mins	Player Name 46913	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
72 mins	Player Name 46903	with a brave flying header
75 mins	Player Name 46913	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
78 mins	Player Name 18873	with a thunderous shot from distance
79 mins	Player Name 46913	with a belter from his own half
82 mins	Player Name 46913	with the bumcheek of God
86 mins	Player Name 46913	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
89 mins	Player Name 46918	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
90 mins	Player Name 46906	Obstruction
90 mins	Player Name 18862	A broken arm
90 mins	Player Name 18878	with a belter from the halfway line

Match Report

Things are looking up for We Play Like Girls. Well, it's the only way to look from such a lowly position in this division.
Matt Gomolchak would be as well giving his squad singing lessons for all the good the Corners training seems to be doing them.
After missing this victory, Player Name 46909 could come to see his "gone on holiday. " excuse end his career.
Player Name 18874 scored with a belter from the halfway line. He was facing the wrong way at the time. Hindsight is a wonderful thing after an own goal like that.
After today Matt Gomolchak cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 4 3 3 Attacking formation look impressive, We Play Like Girls however make it look very ordinary.
"Three points? Fantastic," crowed manager Shaun Elliott. "Who wants to hear a joke? Two fish were in a tank. One says to the other how do you drive this thing?"
If We Play Like Girls want to keep their shorts clean, maybe We Play Like Girls should consider getting the their washing machine fixed. And while they're at it, why not ask the plumber if he can mend their leaking defence.

Extra Information

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Billy Bludgeon

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