Match Report

	(3) 6	-	(13) 27
We Play Like Girls				Elk City
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Player Name 38903 13 Player Name 38907 25, 71, 83 Player Name 38910 36 Player Name 38913 48		Player Name 38907 3 (og) Player Name 39638 6, 22, 46, 85, 89 Player Name 39634 9, 16, 25, 31, 43, 49, 55, 70, 76, 81 Player Name 39631 13, 34, 73 Player Name 39623 19, 52 Player Name 39637 28, 40, 64, 78 Player Name 39633 58, 67

Match Statistics

3 1 3 1 2	Formation	3 4 3
34	Possession	66
8	Shots	27
9	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	6
Continental	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 38902		26
2	P.Name 38903		33
3	P.Name 38906		0
4	P.Name 38907		35
5	P.Name 38911		0
6	P.Name 38913		27
7	P.Name 38916		28
8	P.Name 38917		0
9	P.Name 38918		0
10	P.Name 38910		31
11	P.Name 38914	(61)	28
12	P.Name 38912		0
13	P.Name 38904		0
14	P.Name 38901		0
15	P.Name 38915		0
16	P.Name 38909		0

1	P.Name 39622		28
2	P.Name 39623		29
3	P.Name 39626		31
4	P.Name 39627		32
5	P.Name 39631		26
6	P.Name 39633	(52)	29
7	P.Name 39636		27
8	P.Name 39637		44
9	P.Name 39638		27
10	P.Name 39630		34
11	P.Name 39634		33
12	P.Name 39632		0
13	P.Name 39624		0
14	P.Name 39621		0
15	P.Name 39635		0
16	P.Name 39629		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Player Name 38907	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
6 mins	Player Name 39638	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
9 mins	Player Name 39634	with a flick on
13 mins	Player Name 38903	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
13 mins	Player Name 39631	with a brave flying header
16 mins	Player Name 39634	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
19 mins	Player Name 39623	with a dink right on the goal line
22 mins	Player Name 39638	from a throw in
25 mins	Player Name 38907	with a great solo effort
25 mins	Player Name 39634	from a free kick
28 mins	Player Name 39637	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
31 mins	Player Name 39634	with a belter from the halfway line
34 mins	Player Name 39631	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
36 mins	Player Name 38910	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
37 mins	Player Name 39622	blasted a penalty into row z
40 mins	Player Name 39637	with a header from the penalty area
43 mins	Player Name 39634	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
46 mins	Player Name 39638	with a great volley from 10 yards out
48 mins	Player Name 38913	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
49 mins	Player Name 39634	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
52 mins	Player Name 39633	Shirt pulling
52 mins	Player Name 39623	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
55 mins	Player Name 39634	with a powerful header into the top corner
58 mins	Player Name 39633	with a spectacular bicycle kick
61 mins	Player Name 38914	Annoying the referee
61 mins	Player Name 39622	scuffed a penalty
64 mins	Player Name 39637	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
67 mins	Player Name 39633	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
70 mins	Player Name 39634	with a spectacular bicycle kick
71 mins	Player Name 38907	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
73 mins	Player Name 39631	with a powerful header into the top corner
76 mins	Player Name 39634	with a thunderous shot from distance
78 mins	Player Name 39637	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
81 mins	Player Name 39634	with a flick on
83 mins	Player Name 38907	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
85 mins	Player Name 39638	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
89 mins	Player Name 39638	with a rocket from outside the penalty area

Match Report

You can't let teams like Elk City play their game. They were at their most dangerous here and boy were they scoring goals? Yes they were, as We Play Like Girls found out to their cost with a 27 - 6 drubbing.
Elk City's defence are going to have to find somewhere else to keep their wallets. They've still got We Play Like Girls's attack in their pockets.
Elk City could have written a book on possession football after We Play Like Girls hardly touched the ball.
Quite why We Play Like Girls's Player Name 38907 had his shorts on his head and the ball tucked up his shirt when he fell over his own goal line remains a mystery. Mafia interference is the most probable explanation.
We Play Like Girls's forwards are way out of form, the only thing they've been getting in a net recently are satsumas.
Elk City's Elk City is clearly deeply in love with 3 4 3. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"Elk City is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had." Player Name 39634 ranted after this win.
Carry on in this vein and We Play Like Girls will soon be the strongest side in the league. When you're bottom you'll be propping up the entire division.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Normal

Hard Pitch