Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(11) 20
We Play Like Girls				Red Marauders
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Player Name 38917 14 Player Name 38911 35, 87 Player Name 38910 75		Lou Stooth 4, 11 Herbie Voor 7 (pen), 15, 19, 22, 38, 60 (pen), 78, 86 Emma Roids 26, 34, 49, 53, 67, 71 Amanda Hugnkiss 30, 45 Mike Rohsopht 56 Adam Bomb 89

Match Statistics

3 1 3 1 2	Formation	2 5 3
30	Possession	70
8	Shots	20
9	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	1
2	Offsides	5
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 38902		26
2	P.Name 38903	(62)	33
3	P.Name 38906		0
4	P.Name 38907	(61)	35
5	P.Name 38911		28
6	P.Name 38913	(34)	27
7	P.Name 38916		0
8	P.Name 38917		41
9	P.Name 38918		0
10	P.Name 38910		31
11	P.Name 38914		28
12	P.Name 38912	(34)	42
13	P.Name 38904		0
14	P.Name 38901		0
15	P.Name 38915		0
16	P.Name 38909	(61)	35

1	J.Czarfunee	(75)	48
2	M.Well		0
3	P.Pantz		48
4	M.Rohsopht	(75)	45
5	J.Nasium		48
6	J.Nasium		48
7	A.Hugnkiss	(89)	48
8	M.Labor		47
9	H.Voor	(62)	48
10	E.Roids		48
11	L.Stooth	(75)	48
12	B.Ender	(75)	45
13	A.Bomb	(75)	47
14	A.Abet	(75)	46
15	L.Nover		0
16	J.King		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Lou Stooth	with a lovely move from the right wing
7 mins	Herbie Voor	after ref awarded a penalty
11 mins	Lou Stooth	from a throw in
14 mins	Player Name 38917	with a great volley from 10 yards out
15 mins	Herbie Voor	with a great chip from the left wing
19 mins	Herbie Voor	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
22 mins	Herbie Voor	with a great chip from the left wing
26 mins	Emma Roids	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
30 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a thunderous shot from distance
34 mins	Player Name 38913	A sprained wrist
34 mins	Emma Roids	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
35 mins	Player Name 38911	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
38 mins	Herbie Voor	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
45 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a spectacular bicycle kick
49 mins	Emma Roids	with a belter from his own half
53 mins	Emma Roids	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
55 mins	Player Name 38910	blasted a penalty into row z
56 mins	Mike Rohsopht	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
60 mins	Herbie Voor	after ref awarded a penalty
61 mins	Player Name 38907	A mild concussion
62 mins	Player Name 38903	Foul and abusive language
62 mins	Herbie Voor	Foul and abusive language
63 mins	Herbie Voor	blasted a penalty into row z
67 mins	Emma Roids	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
71 mins	Emma Roids	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
75 mins	Red Marauders	changed from Use Wings to Passing
75 mins	Player Name 38910	from the dressing room
78 mins	Herbie Voor	with a lovely move from the right wing
82 mins	Herbie Voor	scuffed a penalty
86 mins	Herbie Voor	with a spectacular bicycle kick
87 mins	Player Name 38911	with a thunderous shot from distance
89 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	Being drunk
89 mins	Adam Bomb	with a lovely move from the right wing

Match Report

Red Marauders taught We Play Like Girls a lesson they won't forget. By the end they were having trouble keeping track of the 20 goals scored against them. Maybe the lesson should have been maths.
Does We Play Like Girls manager John Eaton know what the clubs training facilities even looks like? Judging by We Play Like Girls's clueless display we'd guess not.
Player Name 38915 missed the game because he turned up 24 hours too early. He was in fact running a day ahead of himself. He failed to turn up for work on Friday and has been sacked.
With a performance like this, We Play Like Girls's Player Name 38902 gives crap keepers everywhere a good name.
What a midfield Red Marauders have. We Play Like Girls didn't get a look in but have plenty brusises as souvenirs.
Red Marauders player Amanda Hugnkiss's had his knuckle duster, catapult and popgun confiscated by the referee before the game, so it was no surprise when he was sent off.
Player Name 38903 and Herbie Voor had an Anglo-Saxon exchange which saw them both shown the yellow card.
We Play Like Girls's Player Name 38907 has a mild concussion and misses 2 weeks after coming second in a fight in the car park.
"I've had a wonderful time at the football," a fan remarked after the game. "Although today wasn't it." Many of We Play Like Girls's fans were similarly unimpressed by the team's poor display.
With Red Marauders scoring so freely questions need to be asked of the opposition. The most obvious being did they actually turn up? If so, why did they bother?

Extra Information

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Terrence Frisk

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