Match Report

	(5) 10	-	(8) 17
We Play Like Girls				Bluebells
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Player Name 32994 6, 54 Player Name 32997 12, 24, 36, 66, 89 Player Name 32996 42 Player Name 32987 48 Player Name 32986 78		Player Name 37071 4 Player Name 37074 8 Player Name 37076 20, 25, 43, 90 Player Name 37078 30, 83 Player Name 37077 34, 70, 78, 86 Player Name 37067 39 Player Name 37066 48, 56 Player Name 37073 52, 74

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	3 5 2 Attacking
31	Possession	69
11	Shots	17
4	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 32982		28
2	P.Name 32983		29
3	P.Name 32986	(59)	27
4	P.Name 32987		30
5	P.Name 32991		32
6	P.Name 32993		26
7	P.Name 32996		31
8	P.Name 32997		38
9	P.Name 32998		0
10	P.Name 32990		30
11	P.Name 32994		30
12	P.Name 32992		0
13	P.Name 32984		0
14	P.Name 32981		0
15	P.Name 32995		0
16	P.Name 32989		0

1	P.Name 37062		29
2	P.Name 37063	(61)	28
3	P.Name 37066		28
4	P.Name 37067		31
5	P.Name 37071		28
6	P.Name 37073		32
7	P.Name 37076		28
8	P.Name 37077		41
9	P.Name 37078	(90)	30
10	P.Name 37070	(31)	34
11	P.Name 37074		30
12	P.Name 37072		0
13	P.Name 37064		0
14	P.Name 37061		0
15	P.Name 37075		0
16	P.Name 37069		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Player Name 37071	with a header from the penalty area
6 mins	Player Name 32994	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
8 mins	Player Name 37074	with a lovely move from the right wing
12 mins	Player Name 32997	with a belter from the halfway line
12 mins	Player Name 37076	scuffed a penalty
16 mins	Player Name 37078	scuffed a penalty
18 mins	Player Name 32982	blasted a penalty into row z
20 mins	Player Name 37076	with a brave flying header
24 mins	Player Name 32997	with a belter from his own half
25 mins	Player Name 37076	with a spectacular bicycle kick
30 mins	Player Name 32982	blasted a penalty into row z
30 mins	Player Name 37078	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
31 mins	Player Name 37070	Repeated diving
34 mins	Player Name 37077	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
36 mins	Player Name 32997	with a belter from the halfway line
39 mins	Player Name 37067	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
42 mins	Player Name 32996	from the dressing room
43 mins	Player Name 37076	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
48 mins	Player Name 32987	from the dressing room
48 mins	Player Name 37066	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
52 mins	Player Name 37073	with a belter from his own half
54 mins	Player Name 32994	from the dressing room
56 mins	Player Name 37066	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
59 mins	Player Name 32986	Stealing
61 mins	Player Name 37063	Indecent exposure
65 mins	Player Name 37078	scuffed a penalty
66 mins	Player Name 32997	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
70 mins	Player Name 37077	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
74 mins	Player Name 37073	with a belter from the halfway line
78 mins	Player Name 32986	from a throw in
78 mins	Player Name 37077	from a throw in
83 mins	Player Name 32982	scuffed a penalty
83 mins	Player Name 37078	with a great chip from the left wing
86 mins	Player Name 37077	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
89 mins	Player Name 32997	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
90 mins	Player Name 37078	Flying a kite
90 mins	Player Name 37076	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar

Match Report

At 17 - 10, We Play Like Girls decided to cut their loses and left the pitch 10 minutes early to avoid further humiliation by Bluebells.
The Bluebells defence was on form today, as Ashford And Simpson would say "Solid. Solid As A Rock."
Player Name 32984 was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
We Play Like Girls keeper Player Name 32982 was so bad it was his own team's fans who started the "you're rubbish" chant whenever he took a goal kick.
The Bluebells attack simple bulldozed their way through the We Play Like Girls defence. A demolition job.
The boss is meant to shape his team, We Play Like Girls manager Frank Sanders does. But 4 5 1 is not the best shape for them.
"The lads ran their socks into the ground out there today," said manager OLIMPIU OLIMPIU. "I told them we must throw our hearts over the bar and hope that our bodies will follow. I think we did that."
Results don't get much more convincing than this. Bluebells looked almost embarrassed at the ease with which they bulged the opposition net. on a mere 17 occasions.

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