Match Report

	(11) 21	-	(2) 4
Crackovia				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Sam Pull 3, 7, 35, 39, 63, 67, 74, 85 Jacques Strap 11, 82 Casey Needzit 15, 23, 89 Justin Credible 19 (pen) Player Name 12103 27 (og) Lou Stooth 31, 43, 51, 55, 70 Robin Banks 59		Player Name 12118 17 Player Name 12113 33, 50 Player Name 12117 83

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	3 6 1
67	Possession	33
21	Shots	9
6	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
8	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	J.Credible		86
2	B.Ding		79
3	J.Credible		85
4	F.Furter	(81)	65
5	D.Lect		75
6	L.Sirr		72
7	J.Strap		88
8	C.Needzit		87
9	R.Banks	(63)	69
10	L.Stooth		83
11	S.Pull		85
12	A.Hugnkiss	(63)	87
13	L.Lyde		0
14	J.Credible		0
15	W.Melon		0
16	B.Frapples		0

1	P.Name 12102		0
2	P.Name 12103		54
3	P.Name 12106	(63)	48
4	P.Name 12107		56
5	P.Name 12111		50
6	P.Name 12113		56
7	P.Name 12116		53
8	P.Name 12117		52
9	P.Name 12118		52
10	P.Name 12110		68
11	P.Name 12114		45
12	P.Name 12112		0
13	P.Name 12104		0
14	P.Name 12101		0
15	P.Name 12115		0
16	P.Name 12109		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Sam Pull	from a throw in
7 mins	Sam Pull	from the dressing room
11 mins	Jacques Strap	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
15 mins	Casey Needzit	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
17 mins	Player Name 12118	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
19 mins	Justin Credible	after ref awarded a penalty
23 mins	Casey Needzit	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
27 mins	Player Name 12103	with an own goal
31 mins	Lou Stooth	with a brave flying header
33 mins	Player Name 12113	with a flick on
35 mins	Sam Pull	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
39 mins	Sam Pull	with a great chip from the left wing
43 mins	Lou Stooth	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
47 mins	Justin Credible	blasted a penalty into row z
50 mins	Player Name 12113	with a belter from the halfway line
51 mins	Lou Stooth	with a header from the penalty area
55 mins	Lou Stooth	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
59 mins	Robin Banks	with a strike from the left wing
63 mins	Player Name 12106	Squabbling
63 mins	Robin Banks	A broken arm
63 mins	Sam Pull	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
67 mins	Sam Pull	with a dink right on the goal line
67 mins	Player Name 12116	scuffed a penalty
70 mins	Lou Stooth	with the bumcheek of God
74 mins	Sam Pull	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
78 mins	Justin Credible	scuffed a penalty
81 mins	Frank Furter	Being drunk
82 mins	Jacques Strap	with a spectacular bicycle kick
83 mins	Player Name 12117	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
85 mins	Sam Pull	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
89 mins	Casey Needzit	with a header from the penalty area

Match Report

There are some important lessons that We Play Like Girls's manager Oluwasegun Emmanuel should take from this crushing 21 - 4 defeat at the hands of Crackovia. Fielding a team that can at least offer some resistance would be the main one.
Crackovia may as well have erected a traffic light, permanently on red, at the edge of the 18 yard box, so good were the defence today.
Crackovia won every loose ball going. They'd have even won it in a raffle no matter how many tickets you sold.
Player Name 12103's own goal is was the kind of blunder he'll be having nightmares about for the rest of the season. And all of the next season. And the one after that… yup, that bad.
What a midfield Crackovia have. We Play Like Girls didn't get a look in but have plenty brusises as souvenirs.
The boss is meant to shape his team, We Play Like Girls manager Oluwasegun Emmanuel does. But 3 6 1 is not the best shape for them.
"I'm not a believer in luck," manager nestor reina told the press following his side's victory, "but I do believe you need it."
Like Cinderella can We Play Like Girls go from rags to riches after a result like this? They need to do something, at the moment they're just pumpkins.

Extra Information

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Jasper Goodhead

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