Match Report

	(4) 8	-	(1) 2
FireHawx				--------------------
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Hugh deMann 8, 21, 31, 41, 63, 84 Wilma Leggrowbach 52, 73		Sheri Cola 23 (pen) Dick Tater 65

Match Statistics

5 3 2	Formation	Diamond
67	Possession	33
16	Shots	9
6	Fouls	8
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
7	Offsides	4
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	M.Well	88
2	T.Vision	86
3	E.Dover	80
4	J.Atrics	82
5	A.Thetires	87
6	A.Structible	58
7	J.King	88
8	A.Gator	71
9	C.Arm	59
10	U.Daway	46
11	W.Leggrowbach	88
12	L.Stooth	0
13	D.Druff	0
14	A.Structible	0
15	A.Thetires	0
16	S.Urai	0

1	S.Cola	86
2	D.Tater	76
3	X.Breath	72
4	K.Cook	75
5	T.Vision	63
6	M.Rohsopht	77
7	J.Czarfunee	66
8	H.Seek	46
9	B.Board	47
10	B.Arrow	63
11	L.Tarred	54
12	T.Vision	0
13	H.Seek	0
14	A.Structible	0
15	S.Dup	0
16	A.Kaseltzer	0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Hugh deMann	with a thunderous shot from distance
21 mins	Hugh deMann	with a powerful header into the top corner
23 mins	Sheri Cola	after ref awarded a penalty
31 mins	Hugh deMann	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
41 mins	Hugh deMann	from a throw in
52 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
63 mins	Hugh deMann	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
65 mins	Dick Tater	with a flick on
73 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
84 mins	Hugh deMann	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper

Match Report

-------------------- fielded a side that were clearly listing rather badly before a ball was kicked. They were duly sunk by a superior FireHawx side in this 8 - 2 defeat.
If is going to improve results on Sunday, he's going to have to get his team off their asses between games. Time to get training.
-------------------- had so little of the ball they must have forgotten what it looked like by end of the match.
--------------------'s goalie has the physique of Mr Muscle and all the stopping power of something that can't, and never will, stop a thing. Nothing. He's crap.
Scouts were spotted watching --------------------'s midfield. But only as the scout leader had them working on their comedy badge, the passing play was laughable.
Both teams were so frightened of each other that they spent the match running away. The ref didn't know what to do, so he went home at half time which might explain why the game ended with no bookings.
FireHawx's robert hendry is clearly deeply in love with 5 3 2. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"I've been mugged!" grumbled after this defeat. The police weren't taking his claims seriously.
The only challenge FireHawx came up against here was trying to remember their way home after celebrating this, the simplest of wins.

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Buster Jones Junior

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