Match Report

	(11) 19	-	(1) 3
--------------------				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Stan Dup 4, 12, 23, 31, 35, 39, 56, 74, 78 Sheri Cola 8 (pen), 19 (pen), 27 (pen) Dick Tater 15, 65 Xavier Breath 44, 70 Andy Gravity 52, 61 Mike Rohsopht 87		Player Name 12103 17 Player Name 12110 50 Player Name 12116 84

Match Statistics

4 5 1 Attacking	Formation	3 6 1
67	Possession	33
19	Shots	9
6	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	S.Cola		91
2	H.Seek		73
3	X.Breath		89
4	K.Cook		88
5	D.Tater		74
6	M.Rohsopht		72
7	J.Czarfunee		65
8	R.Meeblind		70
9	A.Gravity		43
10	H.Seek	(90)	46
11	S.Dup		48
12	L.Tarred		0
13	A.Kaseltzer		0
14	A.Structible		0
15	B.Arrow		0
16	T.Vision		0

1	P.Name 12102		51
2	P.Name 12103	(90)	54
3	P.Name 12106		48
4	P.Name 12107		56
5	P.Name 12111		50
6	P.Name 12113		0
7	P.Name 12116	(90)	54
8	P.Name 12117		50
9	P.Name 12118		50
10	P.Name 12110		68
11	P.Name 12114		0
12	P.Name 12112		0
13	P.Name 12104		0
14	P.Name 12101		0
15	P.Name 12115		0
16	P.Name 12109	(90)	61


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Stan Dup	from the dressing room
8 mins	Sheri Cola	after ref awarded a penalty
12 mins	Stan Dup	with a brave flying header
15 mins	Dick Tater	from the dressing room
17 mins	Player Name 12103	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
19 mins	Sheri Cola	after ref awarded a penalty
23 mins	Stan Dup	with a header from the penalty area
27 mins	Sheri Cola	after ref awarded a penalty
31 mins	Stan Dup	with a lovely move from the right wing
33 mins	Player Name 12116	blasted a penalty into row z
35 mins	Stan Dup	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
39 mins	Stan Dup	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
44 mins	Xavier Breath	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
47 mins	Sheri Cola	scuffed a penalty
50 mins	Player Name 12110	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
52 mins	Andy Gravity	with a belter from the halfway line
56 mins	Stan Dup	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
61 mins	Andy Gravity	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
65 mins	Dick Tater	with the bumcheek of God
66 mins	Player Name 12110	scuffed a penalty
70 mins	Xavier Breath	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
74 mins	Stan Dup	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
78 mins	Stan Dup	with a great chip from the left wing
83 mins	Sheri Cola	blasted a penalty into row z
84 mins	Player Name 12116	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
87 mins	Mike Rohsopht	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
90 mins	Carl Arm	Two-footed tackle
90 mins	Player Name 12103	A mild concussion
90 mins	Player Name 12116	Two-footed tackle

Match Report

We Play Like Girls would have trouble hitting a barn door with a banjo which should explain their 19 - 3 defeat by --------------------.
If Oluwasegun Emmanuel is going to improve results on Sunday, he's going to have to get his team off their asses between games. Time to get training.
-------------------- had so much of the ball We Play Like Girls must have thought they were playing against Brazil. Albeit a fatter, slower, much less skilful version.
There must be a reason why We Play Like Girls manager Oluwasegun Emmanuel insists on continuing to play the woeful Player Name 12102 in goal. His turn out today was truly shocking. Couldn't stop traffic.
When --------------------'s defence shut up shop, they don't just lock the door, they board it up and stand an armed guard outside. What a defence.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, --------------------'s is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 4 5 1 Attacking formation.
"We were robbed," insisted an agitated Oluwasegun Emmanuel after the defeat. "I want to see their guv'nor in court and I want those points back."
The one upside to getting beaten so thoroughly is that Paxo will be knocking on We Play Like Girls's door come Monday morning with an offer for sponsorship.

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Cecil Dingberry

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